Well, fellow plimates:
Is one or more propositions contrary to your honor?
Do you indulge in necking?
Do you practice "soul kiss"?
Are you a smoker or tippler?
Have you ever swum nude in mixed company?
Have you ever been tight?

All I know is that accepting too many propostions contrary to your honor can make you less tight, if you know what I mean.

Thats the most funny comment I have seen today.

Myth. :)

Yes.

Probably depends on how grand the proposition is...

Yes to all but 1

Actually you might be right here, (this meaning of tight is not the same as it is in the article, but for our purposes we can use it as we want), I have experienced this the other way around too. I mean:
accepting more = less horny
more horny = less tight
----------therefore--------------
accepting more = more tight


On the other hand we had an article a few weeks back in the news sextion that asserted:
accepting more = more horny

Touche.

You mean like, say, delivering a baby.

All guys would have to have 8.5lb peni, as big around as a baby's head, if that magical area wasn't so damn magical.

Gonna attempt to answer but i'm not sure what some of these mean..lol

Is one or more propositions contrary to your honor? umm.. I've had many many partners.. so no

Do you indulge in necking? necking?? oral sex? i've recieved this many times too.. definatly a fan
Do you practice "soul kiss"? umm.. i'm gonna assume this means going down on a girl so sure.. add a little hersheys syrup and some whip cream and make a game out of it..
Are you a smoker or tippler? umm.. i smoke cigarretes newport 100's only when i'm drunk or cant drink a beer cause i'm at work tho..
Have you ever swum nude in mixed company?
Have you ever been tight? umm.. my abs are tight.. and my butt-hole is an exit only.. so umm yea

This response is NSFW by the way.. lol.. now can someone grade me on my translations of the questions

wait. urs doesn't wiegh 8.5 lbs and look like that too?? hmm.. no wonder the nurse said i was special and tried to take me home..

Wait...I don't have to answer that! You can't make me incriminate myself!

*sneaks away*

I don't know wtf:

a tippler is
a "soul kiss" is
their definition of "tight" is

Once I find out, I'll probably answer yes to all of them. ;) (Although, I don't smoke)

*goes off to Google definitions*

"A Tippler is a breed of domestic pigeon bred to participate in endurance competitions."

Okay, so that was no help. Any way to change Google settings for slang from... what year was that article?

It's a person who drinks booze.

I'm fairly certain.

Oh, thanks. Then YES to that.

soul kiss - an openmouthed kiss in which your tongue is inserted into the other's mouth

YES to that also.

I didn't realize this was going to be so educational. ;)

Tight would mean drunk in this circumstance.

Slack, in this case, is not the opposite of tight.

I'm not sure if I should even BE in this thread....:-D

For those interested, This is the version that has been floating around for a while. Took it the first time in college. Seems someone automated it.