The Outrage Generator Posted: 7 months ago by chez
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Posted: 7 months ago by chez:
To Whom It May Concern,
I am writing today to shriek my utter PISS-IGNORANT FURY over the fact that Moe dared to allude to the dreaded W-Word.
You see, I am inordinately proud of my birth place – and why shouldn't I be? It took incredible skill and hard work on my part to undergo mitosis – not to mention all the determination it took me to master growing toenails. That's why pride in my sexuality constitutes my entire one-dimensional identity – and for that I deserve automatic and constant flattery.
Now, I'm a supporter of free speech and all, but when it isn't gushingly positive about me, then it's time for riots!
Furthermore, as a vocal pawn of the esteemed Neighborhood Coven of the Blissfully Provincial, it is my pleasure to remind you that only WE are allowed to use the W-Word – as a proud expression of our ironic self-loathing.
You know, growing up Rastafarian in my clothing optional ghetto, it didn't take long to realize that the problem with today's world is that people who are different from me are too criminally self-absorbed to fixate entirely on MY dead relatives. And that's why when Moe used the W-Word, I felt I'd been personally drawn & quartered, and as such hereby formally demand monetary reparations.
Yours Ultra-Dogmatically,
Chez
PS: I won't be surprised if you ignore me. That's just the kind of treatment I'd expect from a typical perverted macaca like YOU!
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Posted: 7 months ago by Bornbad:
« chez : To Whom It May Concern,
I am writing today to shriek my utter PISS-IGNORANT FURY over the fact that Moe dared to allude to the dreaded W-Word.
You see, I am inordinately proud of my birth place – and why shouldn't I be? It took incredible skill and hard work on my part to undergo mitosis – not to mention all the determination it took me to master growing toenails. That's why pride in my sexuality constitutes my entire one-dimensional identity – and for that I deserve automatic and constant flattery.
Now, I'm a supporter of free speech and all, but when it isn't gushingly positive about me, then it's time for riots!
Furthermore, as a vocal pawn of the esteemed Neighborhood Coven of the Blissfully Provincial, it is my pleasure to remind you that only WE are allowed to use the W-Word – as a proud expression of our ironic self-loathing.
You know, growing up Rastafarian in my clothing optional ghetto, it didn't take long to realize that the problem with today's world is that people who are different from me are too criminally self-absorbed to fixate entirely on MY dead relatives. And that's why when Moe used the W-Word, I felt I'd been personally drawn & quartered, and as such hereby formally demand monetary reparations.
Yours Ultra-Dogmatically,
Chez
PS: I won't be surprised if you ignore me. That's just the kind of treatment I'd expect from a typical perverted macaca like YOU! You know, you make me hot when you're angry!
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