Drunk hedgehog taken to hospital Posted: 4 weeks ago by pandorarin
A 'legless' hedgehog was found rolling around an orchard after getting drunk by gorging on fermented apples.
This would be a good place for a joke about drinks being 'spiked'
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by equinox:
Forget getting "drunk as a skunk" for Halloween, from now on it's "pickled like a hedgehog"
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by maven:
Ok...and how do they know the hedgehog had a hangover? Drunk, yes, that can be determined, but hungover? Did she have a lampshade on her head?
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by stinkobinko:
It didn't have any legs?! Seems rolling around would be it's regular mode of transport. How could they tell it was drunk? Maybe the rolling seemed particularly aimless?
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by drogue:
« stinkobinko:It didn't have any legs?! Seems rolling around would be it's regular mode of transport. How could they tell it was drunk? Maybe the rolling seemed particularly aimless? a. Buy a case of Whiskey, use it well, and research the term "legless." For real, this time.
b. Also, the term "rolling" is often applied to hedgehogs to describe them "rolling" up into a spiny ball for protection. Versus the vernacular of doing Ecstasy and hitting on teenagers at some terrible club with no alcohol, and the worst music.
c. My next pet will be 1,000 hedgehogs.
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by donteatpoop:
The hedgehog finally admitted that it had a problem when it woke up one morning in bed next to bornbad
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by stinkobinko:
« drogue : a. Buy a case of Whiskey, use it well, and research the term "legless." For real, this time.
b. Also, the term "rolling" is often applied to hedgehogs to describe them "rolling" up into a spiny ball for protection. Versus the vernacular of doing Ecstasy and hitting on teenagers at some terrible club with no alcohol, and the worst music.
c. My next pet will be 1,000 hedgehogs. Oh. Ha ha! Never heard that term before in my life. But that certainly splains a lot.
Hedgehogs are cute and all. But I don't think I'd want one as a pet. They drink too much.
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Posted: 3 weeks ago by pocksucket:
Do you suppose it's drink was spiked...?
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