There was an old woman who swallowed a..... Posted: 4 weeks ago by meggysue
When she went in for her surgery, Ms Daalman, a secretary in a local estate agents, told doctors: 'I don't know why but I felt an urge to eat the silverware - I could not help myself.'
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by suebe:
I wonder if they gave her the silverware back.
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by BrownTrout:
Good thing they got to her before she ate the rest of the place setting! No telling how they would've gotten the plates and saucers out.
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by tigertony:
That would sure make it tough getting through the metal detector at the airport, and they would NEVER believe her explanation.
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by jago:
That would take care of having to wash the cutlery, surely. Cuz, really, who doesn't hate doing that?
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by melgesevad:
There once was a girl named Mary-kate
who skipped the food and ate the plate.
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