Why Geeks will Never Rule the World Posted: 4 weeks ago by equinox
They are doomed to extinction and these pictures prove it. Absolutely NSFW, unless you are one of these geeks, in which case you won't even notice.
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by T1000:
Nah...They were playing it smart. You can definitely tell they were looking.

But it's not like they're gonna go home with them so...Besides, a couple of those women could have been one of those dudes' mom.
Score: [-] 302 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by equinox:
« T1000 : Nah...They were playing it smart. You can definitely tell they were looking.

But it's not like they're gonna go home with them so...Besides, a couple of those women could have been one of those dudes' mom.
Well I'm relieved that you were looking closely. There's hope for you.
Score: [-] 55 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by chez:
I would've named that "Why geeks remain std-free"

seriously, raunchy hoes much?
Score: [-] 421 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by drogue:
Raunchy is good sometimes. I like how their butts were emblazoned with "На игре," (game on.)
Score: [-] 40 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by DoggySpew:
Geeks already are ruling the world, haven't you noticed ? And they are not easily distracted from their job of ruling the world, as you can see.
Score: [-] 287 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by equinox:
« DoggySpew : Geeks already are ruling the world, haven't you noticed ? And they are not easily distracted from their job of ruling the world, as you can see.
You are going to have to explain to me how playing CounterStrike allows Geeks to rule the world?

In actuality, they have been heartlessly indoctrinated by the Silicon Goddess to be aroused by digitally animated blood splatter instead of real live (impregnatable) human females. Their branch of the human genome is doomed.
Score: [-] 24 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by drogue:
« equinox : You are going to have to explain to me how playing CounterStrike allows Geeks to rule the world?
Cum hoc ergo propter hoc.

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxxiS4m9OSg' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>


Score: [-] 50 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by Moogle:
How do you know that those guys aren't just homosexual?

And since when is skank attraction a prerequisite for world domination? (Not that there's anything wrong with skanks, delicious skanks.)
Score: [-] 125 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by Ravus:
Since when does not allowing yourself to be too distracted from a COMPETITION you have been training for a bad thing?

I respect their restraint. Plus they were pretty skanky looking woman anyway.
Score: [-] 216 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by gravyy:
Seriously? What were they supposed to do? Start fapping away in the middle of the competition?
Score: [-] 233 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by tragluk:
From the FAQ:


]b]What kinds of things should I post? [/b]
What you post is entirely at your discretion. However, links to offensive, pornographic and like material is frowned upon and will most likely be down-voted or deleted.
Define porn as you'd like. Probably softcore for this particular set of images since they are 'blacked out' and 'bikini' shots. Still a bunch of strippers.

As far as I know, it's one of the few rules that Jax set up for Plime. When it's enforced.

It's not art. It's not a group of tribal villagers in their various states of localized dress (or undress). It's a bunch of guys with a bunch of strippers.
Score: [-] 166 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by equinox:
« tragluk : From the FAQ:
I apologize if you were offended. I thought it was funny, and so absolutely not exciting in any way as not to be mistaken for porn. (As mentioned before skanky broads) I NSFW'd it and my theme pic wasn't offensive... so.. is there really a problem? I wasn't linking porn, I was posting a raunchy joke.
Score: [-] 20 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by Stratosis:
They might look if the girls were actually hot...
Score: [-] 54 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by melgesevad:
« tragluk : From the FAQ:

Define porn as you'd like. Probably softcore for this particular set of images since they are 'blacked out' and 'bikini' shots. Still a bunch of strippers.

As far as I know, it's one of the few rules that Jax set up for Plime. When it's enforced.

It's not art. It's not a group of tribal villagers in their various states of localized dress (or undress). It's a bunch of guys with a bunch of strippers.
Don't want to see it, don't look.
Score: [-] -15 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by tragluk:
« equinox:I apologize if you were offended. I thought it was funny, and so absolutely not exciting in any way as not to be mistaken for porn. (As mentioned before skanky broads) I NSFW'd it and my theme pic wasn't offensive... so.. is there really a problem? I wasn't linking porn, I was posting a raunchy joke.
Forget it then. The community obviously feels this isn't anything bad and simply bringing up the FAQ is cause for downvotes.

Plime belongs to the community, no need for me to even mention it.

Mind if I post twogirlsonecup?
Score: [-] 6 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by equinox:
« tragluk : Forget it then. The community obviously feels this isn't anything bad and simply bringing up the FAQ is cause for downvotes.

Plime belongs to the community, no need for me to even mention it.

Mind if I post twogirlsonecup?
My apology to you was sincere. We don't all find the same crap funny.
Score: [-] 26 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by blurmore:
Maybe geeks just don't go for skanks? Or maybe they realize they aren't going to get any play in a room full of sausage and cameras? What exactly is expected of them, stop everything and drool in rapt enthrallment? I've managed to reproduce 3 times, and I would have kept gaming.
Score: [-] 170 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by hilltophoodlum:
wouldn't it make more sense that they will rule the world? Rather than choosing to reproduce with inbred strippers, they choose intellectually matched partners? Besides, (as previously mentioned) they stayed focussed on what they were trying to achieve, rather than being distracted by human bodies like its something no one has seen before. People have been getting undressed for a long time, gaming has less history, thus gaming is still fresh and fun. Nakedness is fun in the right context(namely with less dudes around and much less trashy looking ladies... Though the post is in the spirit of humour and it did indeed make me laugh, though not out loud.

Tragluk has a point, but it's kinda pushing the porn barrier a little too far, 2girls1cup is a tad more offensive than this, and this isn't about sex or the idea of it, merely the humour of people ignoring it.
Score: [-] 91 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by belvario:
...and yet, geeks already rule the world. Joke's on whom...?
Score: [-] 42 [+].

Posted: 4 weeks ago by nathanderal:
I don't know... I think that proves they/we WILL rule the world. Look how focused they are at the task at hand despite what would distract even the most veteran of normal guys.
Score: [-] 27 [+].


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