Indecent Exposure? No, Explosive Diarrhoea. Posted: 3 weeks ago by pocksucket
David Todd Napodano was accused of exposing himself to two women in a car park but he claims that wasn't the case.
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Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe:
The underwear in question was located with stains, but the responding deputy determined the stains weren’t consistent with explosive diarrhea.
So, he's an expert, I guess.
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Posted: 3 weeks ago by pocksucket:
« suebe : So, he's an expert, I guess.
If you ended up as the expert witness of choice in all matters pertaining to scatter patterns of ordure in a court of law you'd have to stop and take a moment and wonder which turn it was in your life that lead you to this position.
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Posted: 3 weeks ago by PulsisX:
« suebe : So, he's an expert, I guess.
... The powder burns in the fabric indicate the explosives...
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Posted: 2 weeks ago by cycostinkoman:
Wow...I kinda feel bad for him. Hes got to have friends, and family....and they are sure to read this.
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Posted: 2 weeks ago by KerOBeroS32:
« suebe : So, he's an expert, I guess.
Makes you wonder how he became such an expert in explosive diarrhea stain patterns...

Or not...

>_<
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