How to Stop the Door to Door Visits Posted: 1 year ago by KillerBean
... Lindsay's fight-or-flight instinct kicks in, except in her case it's fight-or-scream. She lets out a scream that would put Fay Wray to shame. Then another. And another ...
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Posted: 1 year ago by bcgrote:
OMG!@!!!! Freaking hilarious!
Reminds me of 2 similar things....
When living in my lil apartment, I had a knock at my door. I open it, with my shadowcat Willem at my side of course. A family of four, dressed nice, at my door inside my security gated apartment. Well, ooookay.....
As the family begins their spiel about their church, Willem, the everybody loving kitteh, begins to GROWL!!!!! I had NEVER heard this love bucket GROWL at anything but toys with bells on. I told the family that since I had never heard the cat growl this way, and they somehow got inside my security building, I was going to close the door now. Oh, and get my handgun. And I did. Good boy, Willem... Some later news reports were about thieves posing as religious door knockers in my area.....
Other one happened to a loony SCA friend I have. He saw the JWs canvassing up his street, and knew he had several minutes before they knocked at his door. So he grabbed the catchup and poured it and smeared it on his naked torso. He got his happy water pipe, and as the doorbell rang, he took his favorite sword off its hanger near the door and added some fake bloody goodness to its edge.
So, with his nekkid 6foot plus torso covered in yuck, bonggo in one hand, pointy sharp gory sword in the other, he opens the door and screams "WHAT!" as loud as he could.
The JWs look up.... and down.... then backpedaled, turn and ran. They never returned to his street....
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