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Posted: 2 years ago by dollyllama:
Awww, Penelope just wanted a snack. Your leg.
Score: [-] 45 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by mitzuzake:
I hope she then said "see you later, alligator". Couldn't resist!
Score: [-] 36 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by bcgrote:
Candygram!
Score: [-] 54 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by grandmaba:
The last contact I had with an alligator was at a night out. The alligator was the appetizer. I bit him...ummm tasty.
Score: [-] 32 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by pocksucket:
a 6-foot alligator named Penelope.
Did she introduce herself as such? Or perhaps she had a tag on a collar like a dog?
And very idly I wonder what the other 'gator was named.
Score: [-] 32 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by mitzuzake:
"Burt Reynolds"?
Score: [-] 23 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by blurmore:
This gator is luck she wasn't on the rag or he'd be a new pair of pumps, a clutch, and a carryon.
Score: [-] 23 [+].
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