Pimpfants Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
For when you want to dress your 6 month old like a skank.
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Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok:
Personally, I have no objection to the "My mommy's a M.I.L.F." onesie.
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Posted: 2 years ago by Maven:
Good heavens...
I'm adding this website to the list of reasons I don't want to have children.
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Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok:
Enlighten us, Mav - what else is on your list?? :)
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Posted: 2 years ago by Maven:
Other people's children.
An utter lack of maternal instincts regarding hairless apes.
Breasts that are glorious in their current form.
Not wanting to wait to be 60 to be an empty nester.
The unhappy past of losing a pregnancy at 6 months.
Hubbin and I have little time with each other now, add a child to the mix and we lose even that.
The horror stories from pretty much EVERY parent we know (and yes, I know there are happy, loving stories too, but put them all on a scale and the horror stories are more prevalent)
The horror of society--on any given day, stories of people doing horrible things to other people's children are on the tube
Oh wait...Was that rhetorical?
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Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok:
« Maven :
Oh wait...Was that rhetorical? Nope, not rhetorical. It's actually a very good list.
...
Where were you 11 years ago???
:)
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Posted: 2 years ago by Maven:
In Wyoming...With OCD man. 3 months out from losing said pregnancy. Probably not the BEST time to make a move. ;)
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Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria:
« Maven : In Wyoming...With OCD man. 3 months out from losing said pregnancy. Probably not the BEST time to make a move. ;) It's good that you recognize now that kids aren't for you. There's plenty of parents who have kids and then realize that they hate themselves and their kids.
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Posted: 2 years ago by larknet:
eljay and I waited almost 4 years before our first child was born. It was according to our timeline. We have three wonderful kids and still have a wonderful marriage. Our kids added to that, didn't take away from it. Unfortunately, there are some that aren't in our situation and like bluenutria said they hate themselves and their kids. I think eljay and I would still have our parental licenses.
On topic though, this goes along with marketing g-strings for pre-teen girls. Some of the t-shirts are okay, but labeling out your toddler a pimp? Okay, whatever.
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Posted: 2 years ago by eljay:
Putting my two cents in...some of them are cute ...
"Diva" and "Baby Bling" but mostly I say...ummm no. Hahaha.
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Posted: 2 years ago by titojuante:
I bought my friend this shirt from T-shirt Hell for his daughter when she was about 18 months old.
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Posted: 2 years ago by grandmaba:
Kids have a hard enough time in this world. Why would you put those kinds of lables on their shirts. I will pass on these.
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Posted: 2 years ago by innermoppet:
Great link but what a hideous idea. I mean, the MILF shirts are disturbing. The baby would have sex with its own mother? How would people feel if it were a DILF shirt? Its disturbing.
I also have an issue with glorifying men who make a living by abusing women and children. Pimps are not cool.
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