Man dies in cake-eating contest Posted: 8 months ago by topofall
An inquest is to be held on a man who died during a contest to see who could eat the most fairy cakes.
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Posted: 8 months ago by xenity7:
ahahaahahaha

edit: I know it's mean, but hey - what a great obituary. "James McFrey, dead at 35 from eating too many 'fairy cakes'"

I'd want people to laugh if that's how I died.
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Posted: 8 months ago by Nicky666:
Police say there are no suspicious circumstances
A 35 yo dying from a fairy cake overdose in a nightclub not suspicious?
I wonder what else they consider normal then.
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Posted: 8 months ago by craziesean:
now I'm scared! something so tasty yet so deadly. kinda like my wife.
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Posted: 8 months ago by donteatpoop:
This article is terrible. It doens't even touch on how many he ate or who won! These questions must be answered!
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Posted: 8 months ago by xenity7:
« donteatpoop : This article is terrible. It doens't even touch on how many he ate or who won! These questions must be answered!
I think you'd have to give him the honorary victory. If they didn't give it to him it must be killing him.
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Posted: 8 months ago by hoimaha:
well he had his cake and ate it too
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