Long-Time Preacher Killed By Goat Posted: 2 years ago by dollyllama
A Clarksville preacher was killed by a goat Tuesday that he was attempting to return to a fenced-in area.
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Posted: 2 years ago by coldbladed:
Why the hell did they kill the goat? WTF?
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Posted: 2 years ago by Alton:
« coldbladed : Why the hell did they kill the goat? WTF? Perhaps goats get a taste for choking preachers.
/also confused
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Posted: 2 years ago by TraumaMamma:
Richardson's wife told authorities that when she went outside to check on her husband, he was on the ground next to a trailer where the goat was tied up, said a police report.
The goat was on top of Richardson, and the rope that was tied to the animal was wrapped around the man's neck.
My goat could not tie up anything as it lacked opposable thumbs.
Apparently, they have evolved.
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Posted: 2 years ago by T1000:
"When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his throne in heavenly glory. All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left."
Matthew 25:31-32
Maybe this guy was pretending he was God, and messed it up
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Posted: 2 years ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
Lol. I thought this said "Preacher Killed By Goatse" and I was wondering why the hell he was looking that crap up in the first place.
Though I could see how seeing the goatse could kill a man.
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Posted: 2 years ago by Boomshank:
« TraumaMamma :
Apparently, they have evolved. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Wait, no, goat like hills...
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Posted: 2 years ago by TraumaMamma:
Look.
It is FULLY plausable that the goat didn't kill him at all. He coulda had a massive stroke or heart attack and fallen over.
Goats are active and playful things.....he coulda gotten tangled up.
I feel bad for the goat. It would suck to find out he died from natural causes and the goat got the needle for nuthin'.
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Posted: 2 years ago by dollyllama:
On the other hand,
Sheep go to heaven
Goats go to hell.
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Posted: 2 years ago by Kendar:
I cannot believe they would kill the goat. It's not like it did it on purpose, if at all.
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Posted: 2 years ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
« Kendar : I cannot believe they would kill the goat. It's not like it did it on purpose, if at all. Do you have proof that this wasn't a case of pre-meditated murder?
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Posted: 2 years ago by Kendar:
Well, considering they probably have the brain capacity of a rolled up sock, I really doubt it was pre-meditated ;)
Maybe the man brought it on himself. Maybe he had been taunting the goat for years and finally it just had enough and decided to off him.
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