Kerosene soaked man dies after lighting up Posted: 5 months ago by 2longdogs
A MAN who was arrested after dousing himself with kerosene died in a fireball after he asked for a smoke while he was being questioned by police.
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Posted: 5 months ago by ZebraHDH:
You gotta be kidding me.
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Posted: 5 months ago by ieldanth:
Hifumi...
Does this sound like a name made up on the spot to match the story to anyone else?
Wouldn't it be pronounced "He fumey"?
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Posted: 5 months ago by muppet:
« ieldanth : Hifumi...
Does this sound like a name made up on the spot to match the story to anyone else?
Wouldn't it be pronounced "He fumey"? ohhhhhhhh man.
heh!
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Posted: 5 months ago by imnotyoo:
"Hey, I'm covered in highly flammable material and I'm being arrested. The least you could do is give me a cigarette before you haul me off to jail."
"Sure, I don't see any problem with that. Do you, Officer Olsen?"
"No, I think a cigarette is a fine idea, Officer Brady. I know the department has a no-smoking policy, but I can't see the harm in letting the fellow have a cigarette."
....
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Posted: 5 months ago by pocksucket:
« ZebraHDH:You gotta be kinding me. I read that as kindling.
Was that what you were after?
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Posted: 5 months ago by ZebraHDH:
« pocksucket : I read that as kindling.
Was that what you were after? Oh, um... what ever do you mean? <_<
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