'Hands Off' Anti-Masturbatory Cream Posted: 1 year ago by gratheo
handzoff antimasturbatory cream 5 oz. of soothing anti-masturbation cream. Keep applying until you get relief. Coconut, buttermilk, vanilla bean scent.
I'm honestly not making this stuff up.
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Posted: 1 year ago by craziesean:
i just bought stock in this stuff. I'm gonna make "1 million dollars"
MWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*pinky to the lip*
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Posted: 1 year ago by bingo:
Keep applying until you get relief??
HAHAHAHA
Score: [-] 32 [+].
Posted: 1 year ago by JoshSF49:
Haha my guess is that this cream defeats the purpose...
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Posted: 1 year ago by tigertony:
Feel free to rub it in as fast as you like.
Score: [-] 115 [+].
Posted: 1 year ago by ieldanth:
Ingredients: Capsaicin, Crushed glass, Fiberglass insulation(for body), Poison Ivy Extract, fragrance.
Score: [-] 74 [+].
Posted: 1 year ago by sholom22:
« ieldanth : Ingredients: Capsaicin, Crushed glass, Fiberglass insulation(for body), Poison Ivy Extract, fragrance. and it comes with a picture of naked Star Jones....Holy Hell no pun intended
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Posted: 1 year ago by suebe:
Keep applying until you get relief
And the gum
handzoff antimasturbatory gum
Don't be a jerk. Buy some for your circle of friends!
And here's a great gift idea for Icepigs
Great finds!
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Posted: 1 year ago by zzz:
« craziesean : i just bought stock in this stuff. I'm gonna make "1 million dollars"
MWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*pinky to the lip* Let's not forget some gifts for Islamists as well:
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Posted: 1 year ago by digitalgimpling:
« tigertony : Feel free to rub it in as fast as you like. I'm sure it makes a nice, slippery lube
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