Nuclear war starts next Thursday Posted: 4 months ago by kissmenow
If it doesn't, the cult leader (who previously predicted nuclear war to start September 12, 2006) will have to face a number of felony charges.
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Posted: 4 months ago by ieldanth:
He is getting off light in our day and age. They used to put false prophets to death.
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Posted: 4 months ago by aus:
sure hope he's wrong again
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Posted: 4 months ago by ol1inch:
Just another loon making a buck off of fear and religion.
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Posted: 4 months ago by leehblanc:
On the bright side, if he's right I don't have to make my mortgage payment ;)
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Posted: 4 months ago by browntrout:
May be a bright side here... irradiated gasoline is bound to be cheaper than the non-contaminated brand.
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Posted: 4 months ago by Hypersapien:
“You know, the savior himself, told me not to worry about that. He said, ‘They’re going to hate you above all people on the face of the earth,’ ” Hawkins explained.
No, there's plenty of people we hate more than you. You're nothing. You'll be forgotten by tomorrow.

Like many of the his followers, Als actually legally changed his last name to Hawkins because he became convinced that only those named Hawkins would be saved.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
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Posted: 4 months ago by browntrout:
« Hypersapien : No, there's plenty of people we hate more than you. You're nothing. You'll be forgotten by tomorrow.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
If he's betting on the world going "Tango Uniform" ...I don't think changing your name is gonna matter much.
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Posted: 4 months ago by kakana:
Note to self:

Pick up radiation suit from the cleaners.
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Posted: 4 months ago by Moogle:
Good thing I've got lead pajamas.
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Posted: 4 months ago by germz:
good thing im a cockroach
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Posted: 4 months ago by sykeo56:
Good thing I live in a giant can of spam!
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Posted: 4 months ago by arsphidius:
Good thing I'm immortal.
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Posted: 4 months ago by JoshSF49:
Kissmenow: please tag your links better.

I fixed this one for you.
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Posted: 4 months ago by mewhitenoise:
« germz : good thing im a cockroach
Awesome profile pic by ze way.

and I like how specific of a killer the nuclear war is, but I don't know why he is trying to prepare for the nuclear war if he will survive anyways being named Hawkins.
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Posted: 4 months ago by kissmenow:
« JoshSF49 : Kissmenow: please tag your links better.

I fixed this one for you.
Thanks!
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Posted: 4 months ago by madhatteraggie:
So who wants to come to my End of the World party? Reefers and cold ones all around while we start a bonfire and have a wild orgy just as the nuke is about to hit.

/smart-ass
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Posted: 4 months ago by germz:
sounds like just another Saturday's night to me :)
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