What's a penis worth? $795,000, court rules Posted: 3 months ago by bevissimo
A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation.
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Posted: 3 months ago by leehblanc:
He didn't get enough money. I can't imagine losing my penis. EVER. And the new one is purely aesthetic???
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Posted: 3 months ago by kakana:
This brings up the question.. How much would it take to give up your johnson?
$795,000 is a lot of money, if you're young and using it frequently, it may not be enough. If you are starting to see the horizon of social security, well.. that's a lot of trips around the country in your motor home.
What say you?
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Posted: 3 months ago by Moogle:
Wait, didn't they attach John Wayne Bobbit's little johnson after his wife threw it out of the car window into a ditch?
Why, in a hospital, having removed it in a surgical environment, couldn't they just reattach it?
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Posted: 3 months ago by arsphidius:
How bad of a surgeon do you have to be to "accidentally" sever a penis? That's like a dentist trying to pull a tooth and "accidentally" cutting off your head. This poor guy was only 33.
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Posted: 3 months ago by fentwin:
« Moogle : Wait, didn't they attach John Wayne Bobbit's little johnson after his wife threw it out of the car window into a ditch?
Why, in a hospital, having removed it in a surgical environment, couldn't they just reattach it?
Bobbit....gave a whole new meaning to the word "Re-member"
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Posted: 3 months ago by fentwin:
« arsphidius : How bad of a surgeon do you have to be to "accidentally" sever a penis? That's like a dentist trying to pull a tooth and "accidentally" cutting off your head. This poor guy was only 33. Yeah, that would be like going to the doctor to have a gangrenous leg removed and the Doc removing the healthy .....wait, never mind. (Google "wrong leg amputated and see a whole slew of horror stories.
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Posted: 3 months ago by bevissimo:
« Moogle :
Why, in a hospital, having removed it in a surgical environment, couldn't they just reattach it? That's what I was wondering.
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