Keep Those Damn Kids Off Your Lawn, Might Eat Their Brains Posted: 3 months ago by Bornbad
d**kinson’s life-sized, gray-toned zombie will claw his way out of your garden.
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Posted: 3 months ago by DaftGretel:
Forget having it come out of the garden, or living room floor, as the site suggests. If I get one of those I'm putting it on the ceiling of my closet and telling the kids that the reason it's off limits is that my closet is haunted.
My kids are all young enough that if they doubted me, and snuck into the room, one glance into the closet would terrify them for life, and they'd never want to look into my closet again.
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Posted: 3 months ago by deEPCHIll:
« Bornbad :
d**kinson’s... We can't use this name now? WTF?
I think this is a little out of hand.
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Posted: 3 months ago by Chez:
omfg I WANT IT! but $90 is a little too much.
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Posted: 3 months ago by kakana:
« Chez : omfg I WANT IT! but $90 is a little too much. I'm thinking the same thing.. But wondering if one couldn't get creative with some old mannequins.
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Posted: 3 months ago by Bornbad:
« deEPCHIll:We can't use this name now? WTF?
I think this is a little out of hand. The *censor* machine doesn't even like d**k Van Dyke.
Edit: Richard Van Lesbian.
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Posted: 3 months ago by fentwin:
Perhaps if he changed his name to Penis-son it might make it through the filters.
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Posted: 3 months ago by clscott645:
I want that and the poison oak sculpture!!
Those things are cool as hell!
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Posted: 3 months ago by muppetmaker:
I was going to post this site. Just as general, because of the Sasquatch, Aliens... all that fun stuff...
I thought it wouldnt get any upvotes. Guess I was wrong. That is what I get gambling with the possibility of a post, and not just power posting the f**k out of everything i find.
Bornbad - 1 MM - 1
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Posted: 3 months ago by fentwin:
Hmmm, lets see if this works then;
See d**k run, run d**k run. See Jane run, run jane run. See d**k and Jane Jump. Jump d**k, Jump Jane.
Wow, even our supposedly innocent childhood memories are suspect now. :P
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Posted: 3 months ago by maven:
I love their gargoyles.
I won't reveal how many I have...
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Posted: 3 months ago by Bornbad:
« maven : I love their gargoyles.
I won't reveal how many I have... I'm one.
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Posted: 3 months ago by chappy:
My cat does the job best!!
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Posted: 3 months ago by maven:
And I wish you'd at least go back to the same spot each morning! It's starting to freak out the neighbors.
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Posted: 3 months ago by suebe:
I'd love to put this on the wall right inside my front door.
And I need this on my desk:
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