Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze Posted: 4 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by misswinkle:
Great balls of fire!
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by 2manyusernames:
After doing 2 years in prison I'd be paying me a visit to my former friend...
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by Rambo2020:
Ouch..."2nd degree burns on his testicles" $h!t

well the guy in prison will have to have sleepless nights for 2years while he is trying to pass out in his cell. this incident sucks for everyone involved.
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by jhordie:
I'll bet they're thinking markers on the face wasn't so passé after all.
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by meggysue:
What are friends for?
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
Guys, I just found some audio from the event.

"Dude he passed out"

"Yeah, man. He's so wasted."

"Wanna mess with him?"

"Heck yeah, I'll go get the markers."

"No, man. The markers have been done to death. We need something different."

"Shaving cream?"

"No."

"Well then what?"

"Go get the lighter fluid."

"hehehe"

"hahaha"

*flick*

*whoosh*

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Holy s**t my nuts are on fire!"

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Posted: 4 weeks ago by ImNotBlue:
Should I make a joke about having red hair?

No. Okay, we call get it then.
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by smarty1052:
hahaa, I know that was painful bbut i still laughed when i read second degree burns on his testicles.. they just kinda threw that at the end on purpose..

Personally we switched from markers to using white out on my friends.. (works better with black people) it was kinda funny.. after 4 hours of scrubbing he got most of it off.. but had to go to work at the olive garden with white eyelashes made me laugh my ass off
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Posted: 4 weeks ago by BernardBlack:
That is some serious repercussions for what was a practical joke gone bad. Their intentions were not to cause harm. Now we'll be paying to house and feed them for quite some time to come. Plus lord knows what other problems they'll face
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