Zombie Gull Posted: 11 months ago by davbob
This is kinda old but OMG!

Zombie birds are loose.

*Contains graphic images that may distress*
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Posted: 11 months ago by pocksucket:
Here's a badly translated explanation.

I know it's culled from the comments of that post, but if you missed it, it's quite interesting.

I've seen the photos around before, but never the exact story.

If the quality of the translation troubles you, as far as I can make out it goes something like this:

Photographer sees hawk attacking something, goes to investigate. Gets some good snaps but then startles the hawk away. Instead of just leaving at that point the photographer continues to take photos of the seagull. At this point a buzzard turns up further delaying the kill and allowing the seagull to get up and wander around.

All in, the photographer's intervention prolonged the kill by about an hour.

For details of how long a bird can survive with it's connection to it's head severed see the story of Mike The Headless Chicken.

For just general entertainment read the comments to this.

It gets to photoshop more slowly than I'd expect, but gets really good when it turns to Bush Bashing and then the state of mankind.
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Posted: 11 months ago by AutumnLotus:
The poor bird. It looks so painful.
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Posted: 11 months ago by sidran32:
Holy s**t. Please save my brain.

Poor bird. He/she must be in so much pain.
Score: [-] 95 [+].

Posted: 11 months ago by beany11:
poor guy
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Posted: 11 months ago by sykeo56:
The comments on that page are priceless. Some of the best I've seen! Just completely uneducated and ridiculous. I love it!

Here's one gem I especially enjoyed:
that hawk probably came back, was all like “HE! I ate yo neck! HE! HE! Yo necks in my belly! HE HE! Later on, HE! it’s gone come out my butt! HE! Yo neck gone come out my butt, nigga! HE! HE! HE”

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Posted: 11 months ago by sykeo56:
Hell, I'll throw in one more magnificent quote for good measure:

Who cares? It’s a rat with wings.
I think that guy was thinking about bats.
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Posted: 11 months ago by bingo:
« sykeo56:Hell, I'll throw in one more magnificent quote for good measure:

I think that guy was thinking about bats.
That's what they call pigeons.


A few years ago on Thanksgiving, everyone was at my house for dinner when someone noticed all these feathers flying past my window. We went outside and there sitting on my roof was a hawk ripping apart a pigeon. He stayed up there most all day and there were feathers in every tree and bush in my yard, and in the neighbor's.
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