Rasputin - Russia's Greatest Love Machine Posted: 9 months ago by DaftGretel
Rasputin was not an attractive man by modern standards, as photographs show, but exhibited a strange allure and charisma that women found irresistable. The fact that he rarely bathed should not have helped him with the ladies, but perhaps it was his animalistic nature that drew them in. Perhaps it was his 11.8 inch long penis.

It is a myth that Rasputin rarely bathed. In fact, memoirs by his secretary and his daughter both speak of how he went to the public baths every night as part of his daily ritual.
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Posted: 9 months ago by soreen:
Cue Boney M in 5... 4... 3... 2...

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5koKOKyA8NI' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>



There was a cat that really was gone.

:D
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Posted: 9 months ago by palmieres:
'Hi there.. *zzzziip - dangle-dangle* ...'

Greatest pick up line ever.
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