What are they thinking or saying? Posted: 1 year ago by psayer
Picture of Russian President Vladimir Putin, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and US President Geoarge W Bush at the G8 meeting. What do you think Putin and Bush are thinking and what is Merkel saying?
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Posted: 1 year ago by Moe:
Angela looked into Vlad's eyes and instantly knew he was serious.

"A three-way? You, me and...Wee-Wee?"

She pondered the possibilities...and the global ramifications. They boggled the mind.

(With posthumous apologies to Wee Wee)
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Posted: 1 year ago by psayer:
Merkel "I like Bush's cheeky smile but your tie is nicer."
Putin "Which way are her missiles pointed."
Bush "Keep smiling so that they think I belong here."
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Posted: 1 year ago by pandorarin:
Merkel "You two aren't so different"
Putin thinking "Are you calling me dumb?"
Bush thinking "Ha ha ha, she just Putin dumb. Oh, wait"
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Posted: 1 year ago by bcgrote:
Merkel: If he tries to touch me again, will you stop him? Bad touch!
Putin: Hey, welcome to the club lady. The Bush's Bad Touch Club!
Bush: Ah wunner whut's fer lunch...

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Or: Once again, Bush prepares to go the other way on global issues.....
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