Need to sound cool but not get caught plagiarizing? Try this site for an obscure quote!

Want to sound witty but don't care if anyone knows it's not original? Try this site for a witty quote!

After all, it is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. (Winston Churchill) picked by Moe 12 months ago

Title says it all (once again) picked by 86Apex 2 years ago

Relive The Breakfast Club with the aid of the unofficial page of quotes. And it even explains the enigmatic punchline of Bender's joke. No word on the official quote page, though. picked by TheStep 1 year ago

Funny celebrity quotes... Must see!!!
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears picked by vstruhar 1 year ago

Never be stuck for a witty comment ever again.
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left." is one example. picked by TheStep 2 years ago

These quotes show just how divided and stupid our Representatives are. picked by sfeldner 2 years ago

Media Research Center does an excellent job tracking liberal bias among journalists, is out with its Best Notable Quotables of 2006, a compilation of the most outrageous and/or humorous news media quotes from December 2005 through November 2006 picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." picked by gammerus 9 months ago

One of the resources mentioned in an earlier post (Strange and Unusual Reference Books): Fictional (but witty) words that can help create colourful (if incorrect) language. picked by rambler 2 years ago

A quite brilliant countdown from 100 to 1 with 100 quotes from 100 different movies picked by wildminou 1 year ago

"In order to acquire a growing and lasting respect in society, it is a good thing, if you possess great talent, to give, early in your youth, a very hard kick to the right shin of the society that you love. After that, be a snob." picked by kyot 1 year ago

Just as there are myriad strategies open to the human political animal with White House ambitions, so there are a number of nonhuman animals that behave like textbook politicians... picked by Stadsman 10 months ago

Quotes from everyday people. I find the most humorous are ones where punctuation would have made all the difference picked by bunnysutra 1 year ago

Some celebrities are pretty stupid... :)
From the page:
«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.», Mariah Carey picked by kamaloo 1 year ago

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. -Marcel Archard picked by myrthachang 2 years ago

I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?.. LOL.. If you think this funny read more... picked by cjmei 2 years ago

"Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience." picked by kirbykirst 1 year ago

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. picked by beany11 2 years ago

Keep up to date on all the latest adventures
in Bushspeak with this hilarious collection
of the dumbest things President George W. Bush
ever said. picked by robfouryqr 2 years ago

"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers." picked by misswinkle 1 year ago