According to a recent, sensational survey from Samsung Mobile, 61 percent of lazy, distracted, and impossibly ignorant cellphone users over the age 18 say they would be comfortable casting their vote for President of the United States via a text message.

Not my description, but it is from here. picked by 1thirteen3 7 months ago

Guess Chuck Norris was right. picked by gammerus 1 year ago

Gordon B. Hinckley, the Mormon church's oldest president who presided over one of the greatest periods of expansion in its history, died Sunday. He was 97. picked by bevissimo 10 months ago

With so much at stake, there is one candidate that may be able to make the difference. Chappy has surprised both Democrats and Republicans with a grass roots effort. This candidate has made many wonder: Who is Vote Chappy? picked by chappy 2 months ago

Polish prosecutors have dropped a libel case in which a German paper likened their president to a potato. (Theme pic is president, I'm with the Germans on this one...)

But Americans, you still can't say one sentence... picked by TheStep 11 months ago

We all want to be President, which candidate would you be?

Allegedly, 768 possible tickets. picked by dollyllama 1 year ago

U.S. women expect there will be a female president before a member of a racial minority reaches the Oval Office, a new online poll shows. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Pakistan President General Pervez Musharraf issued a presidential order at 2 p.m. (PST) on Saturday to lift the emergency and restore the Constitution but with some changes. [see comments for video and more info] picked by 2manyusernames 11 months ago

"I neither will aspire to nor will I accept -- I repeat -- I neither will aspire to nor will I accept, the position of president of the council of state and commander in chief." picked by punthe 9 months ago

The Secretary of State has expressed interest in becoming president... of an NFL football team. And the San Francisco 49ers are apparently taking her quite seriously. picked by Wingnut 3 weeks ago

A 12-year old kid from Mesquite, Texas with T-Cell Lymphoma had a wish to be U.S. president one day. The Make-A-Wish foundation, along with hundreds of people from the government made it happen picked by 2manyusernames 1 year ago

PARIS (AP) — French President Nicolas Sarkozy married former model Carla Bruni on Saturday at the Elysee Palace, according to the official who performed the ceremony. picked by bevissimo 10 months ago

Chuck Norris joked that Huckabee’s chief rival may be too old for the job.

Then proceeded to roundhouse kick the reporter to death that didnt laugh at his joke hard enough! picked by craziesean 10 months ago

Eccentric Gambian President Yahya Jammeh has threatened to behead gays unless they leave the country, according to reports. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago

A French woman badly disfigured by facial tumours caused by a rare and incurable disease has appealed to President Nicolas Sarkozy to allow her to die by euthanasia. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago

A computer programmer from Poland could spend three years in jail for linking a Polish word for penis to the website of Polish President Lech Kaczynski. picked by maxriter 1 year ago

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton may or may not become the first female president of the United States, but if fate and voters deny her the role, another woman will surely see if the mantle fits.

Who might that be? picked by 2manyusernames 6 months ago

Stephen Colbert announced his candidacy for president on "The Colbert Report," tossing his satirical hat into the ring of an already crowded race.

"I shall seek the office of the President of the United States," announced Colbert on his Comedy Central show Tuesday, as red, white and blue balloons fell around him. picked by julea 1 year ago

"BENAZIR Bhutto blamed Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf for failing to protect her in an email she asked to be released if she was murdered." picked by Gammerus 11 months ago

Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick anyone who doesn't back Mike Huckabee...So no one will be alive to vote except himself and Mike Huckabee, so Mike Huckabee will win. picked by hilltophoodlum 11 months ago