LOL, I love this quote...

"The Federal Election Commission doesn't have a great sense of humor."

COLBERT 2009! He has my vote. At least it would make the election coverage fun to watch.

I think he is running for 2008. In 2009 he would be running for local union leader or something.

Yeah blah blah blah on the fed laws, are they afraid he might actually win!?

You are right. Sorry about that. Here it is, should have checked my sources. My bad

No, they are afraid that he will take away votes from the candidates who actually have a chance of winning. In this case, he'll be taking a small chunk of South Carolina's democratic vote.

Not to be confused with
Haha.

Wait, corporations don't run elections yet? Oh, that's right, it's all through contributions, lobbying, ect.

Why not bring it into the forefront, where it belongs, like they do with stadiums. Call it The Dorito's Colbert 2008 Presidental Campaign.

I'll let you guys come up with who would get what sponsorship.

What makes you think Colbert has no chance of winning? Shoot, he already has my vote. Guaranteed a much better job than all the other replaceable monkey heads ... or, you know, at least a hilarious job. I say, make it so Colbert!

That should be a blessing. Then they could weed out all the votes from people who don't actually care about the issues.

good point gammerus!

I still can't believe Colbert is even doing this! He is so weird... he takes everything a bit to far! haha, like that Bridge! man. i still love the guy.