The Chuck Norris meme is getting really old, but Penguin is trying to wring a little more money from it by publishing the list of Chuck Norris "facts". These are very old and done tounge-in-cheek. Chuck Norris, understandably, takes offense that someone is profiting off his name. picked by 2manyusernames 11 months ago

Guess Chuck Norris was right. picked by gammerus 1 year ago

In this clip from "Lone Wolf McQuaid", Mr. Norris gets burried alive inside of his Dodge Ramcharger. How will he escape? You gotta watch. picked by em0ney 1 year ago

100 jokes about chuck norris picked by gamaxray 2 years ago

There have been vandalism before at Norris Park in Albury (a city in Australia), but usually just quick spray paint. This one really shows some talent. See story and comment for image. picked by 2manyusernames 8 months ago

The teen, whose name authorities did not release because of his age, was charged but not jailed yesterday, Laughlin said.

*For the love of all things holy, Jail Him! It's for his own protection! It won't stop Chuck, but it will slow him down for a second or two. picked by leehblanc 7 months ago

This is truly the end of the World... of warcraft picked by sholom22 2 years ago

A t-shirts site has been sued by chuck norris because of a t-shirt... the owner has posted the e-mail conversation with Chuck norris'lawyers... So funny! picked by artzoom 1 year ago

My pop-culture-reference meter just broke. picked by jaxomlotus 2 years ago

I couldn't stop laughing after I saw this. picked by 86Apex 10 months ago

Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President. That means if you don't vote for Huckabee he will roundhouse kick your mom's head off.

In a related story all other candidates have dropped out of the race. picked by proverb 1 year ago

Chuck Norris joked that Huckabee’s chief rival may be too old for the job.

Then proceeded to roundhouse kick the reporter to death that didnt laugh at his joke hard enough! picked by craziesean 10 months ago

Stephen Colbert said his "foreign policy" experience — trips to Sandals resorts in Jamaica, the Bahamas — would help answer Huckabee critics that the former Arkansas governor lacked such. picked by MandolinOrange 10 months ago

Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee wishes Canada much luck in preserving the national igloo. picked by gammerus 1 year ago

"If individual states want to ban smoking anytime and anywhere, that's probably OK, but the federal government should not do so. Mike Huckabee may call himself a conservative, but making decisions on behalf of people for their own good is not a conservative principle" picked by gammerus 10 months ago

For those of you who missed it, here is the episode of Conan O'brien where Colbert, Stewart, and Conan finally duke it out over Mike Huckabee picked by gammerus 10 months ago

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" picked by waggamandave 1 year ago

This has got to hurt... picked by em0ney 1 year ago

Hilarious list of Chuck Norris vs. Linus Torvalds.
My favorites:
Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
and
People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
:P picked by Lighioana 1 year ago