Oh great stuff here:

"It has to be awful on all of them, with the exception of Fred Thompson, who seems to be campaigning from a Barcalounger."

and

"hough Dennis Kucinich is an interesting case. Whenever I’ve seen him answer a question he has done so thoughtfully, intelligently, manfully, forcefully and articulately. Yet he’s treated as no more electable than you or I. Is it merely his size and appearance? Where is it written that a candidate bearing a greater resemblance to a garden gnome than to Mr. America can’t be president?"

And this one line:

"And what of the current occupant of Romney’s body?"

hahhaahhahahahahahahahaha


Wait, I almost missed the best line of all:

"They needn’t have any fears about being inferior to the incumbent."

It certainly is an interesting race indeed.