Plime/1If Chuck Norris says you are too old to be Prez, you best listen! : ATOM 0.3www.plime.complime@plime.com2008, www.plime.com.2008-11-18T15:29:40+01:0047821

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Then proceeded to roundhouse kick the reporter to death that didnt laugh at his joke hard enough!]]>45064

2007-12-22T23:28:33+01:002007-12-22T23:28:33+01:00meme is getting really old, but Penguin is trying to wring a little more money from it by publishing the list of Chuck Norris "facts". These are very old and done tounge-in-cheek. Chuck Norris, understandably, takes offense that someone is profiting off his name.]]>55833

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*For the love of all things holy, Jail Him! It's for his own protection! It won't stop Chuck, but it will slow him down for a second or two.]]>29222

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In a related story all other candidates have dropped out of the race.]]>36863

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2007-10-30T06:10:36+01:002007-10-30T06:10:36+01:00My favorites:
Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
and
People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
:P]]>12078

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Both men have a sickening history of sexual violence. And thanks to an astonishing twist of fate, they now share the same address - C Hall

** Scottlands Sex offender prison is named.. "Peterhead"?]]>5529

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