If Chuck Norris says you are too old to be Prez, you best listen! Posted: 10 months ago by craziesean
Chuck Norris joked that Huckabee’s chief rival may be too old for the job.
Then proceeded to roundhouse kick the reporter to death that didnt laugh at his joke hard enough!
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Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure Posted: 11 months ago by 2manyusernames
The Chuck Norris meme is getting really old, but Penguin is trying to wring a little more money from it by publishing the list of Chuck Norris "facts". These are very old and done tounge-in-cheek. Chuck Norris, understandably, takes offense that someone is profiting off his name.
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top 100 facts on chuck norris Posted: 2 years ago by gamaxray
100 jokes about chuck norris
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Vandals Get Creative: Chuck Norris Park Posted: 8 months ago by 2manyusernames
There have been vandalism before at Norris Park in Albury (a city in Australia), but usually just quick spray paint. This one really shows some talent. See story and comment for image.
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Chuck Norris on student's "hit list" Posted: 7 months ago by leehblanc
The teen, whose name authorities did not release because of his age, was charged but not jailed yesterday, Laughlin said.
*For the love of all things holy, Jail Him! It's for his own protection! It won't stop Chuck, but it will slow him down for a second or two.
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Chuck Norris is the man Posted: 1 year ago by em0ney
In this clip from "Lone Wolf McQuaid", Mr. Norris gets burried alive inside of his Dodge Ramcharger. How will he escape? You gotta watch.
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More support for Huckabee? Posted: 1 year ago by gammerus
Guess Chuck Norris was right.
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Chuck Norris has political awareness Posted: 11 months ago by hilltophoodlum
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick anyone who doesn't back Mike Huckabee...So no one will be alive to vote except himself and Mike Huckabee, so Mike Huckabee will win.
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Kobra Kai wouldn't mess with this kid... Posted: 1 year ago by em0ney
This has got to hurt...
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Chuck Norris has an opinion Posted: 2 years ago by jaxomlotus
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chuck norris roundkicks a funny t-shirt site Posted: 1 year ago by artzoom
A t-shirts site has been sued by chuck norris because of a t-shirt... the owner has posted the e-mail conversation with Chuck norris'lawyers... So funny!
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Chuck Norris, as a sub on Fox News, interviewing a gangsta rapper about the Iraq war Posted: 2 years ago by jaxomlotus
My pop-culture-reference meter just broke.
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Chuck Norris Google Search Posted: 10 months ago by 86Apex
I couldn't stop laughing after I saw this.
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Chuck Norris WoW Character (Pic) Posted: 2 years ago by sholom22
This is truly the end of the World... of warcraft
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The race for president is now over Posted: 1 year ago by proverb
Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President. That means if you don't vote for Huckabee he will roundhouse kick your mom's head off.
In a related story all other candidates have dropped out of the race.
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Chuck Norris Facts Posted: 1 year ago by waggamandave
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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Chuck Norris vs. Linus Torvalds Posted: 1 year ago by Lighioana
Hilarious list of Chuck Norris vs. Linus Torvalds.
My favorites:
Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
and
People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
:P
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Chuck Liddell, UFC Badass, totally wasted out of his mind. Posted: 2 years ago by tomphoolry
Recent interview where Chuck is practically incoherent. Brain damage, drugs or just too much partying? Click on "Watch the GMT Interview" to see the video.
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Flying Kick (pic) Posted: 1 year ago by andrewinmelbourne
The best flying kick you will ever see
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Chuck E. Cheese called "a threat to health, safety and welfare" Posted: 2 years ago by Wingnut
City officials want to shut down one of the chain's restaurants on the south side of Milwaukee, citing frequency of thefts, burglaries, and fights. One official believes it's "just a matter of time until a shooting takes place".
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Nature vs. Nurture: Father/Son in Jail Reunion Posted: 1 month ago by tragluk
David Norris grew up without knowing his runaway dad. But when they finally met in a bizarre prison reunion, he found out that they had a lot in common.
Both men have a sickening history of sexual violence. And thanks to an astonishing twist of fate, they now share the same address - C Hall
** Scottlands Sex offender prison is named.. "Peterhead"?
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