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Then proceeded to roundhouse kick the reporter to death that didnt laugh at his joke hard enough!]]>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/45064/1/meme is getting really old, but Penguin is trying to wring a little more money from it by publishing the list of Chuck Norris "facts". These are very old and done tounge-in-cheek. Chuck Norris, understandably, takes offense that someone is profiting off his name.]]>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29222/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/14019/1/http://www.plime.com/world/l/55833/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/57588/1/
*For the love of all things holy, Jail Him! It's for his own protection! It won't stop Chuck, but it will slow him down for a second or two.]]>http://www.plime.com/politics/l/40681/1/http://www.plime.com/politics/l/45174/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/20732/1/http://www.plime.com/sports/l/24611/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7276/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36167/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/10401/1/http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/47832/1/http://www.plime.com/politics/l/39185/1/
In a related story all other candidates have dropped out of the race.]]>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36863/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39997/1/My favorites:
Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
and
People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
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Both men have a sickening history of sexual violence. And thanks to an astonishing twist of fate, they now share the same address - C Hall

** Scottlands Sex offender prison is named.. "Peterhead"?]]>