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 The Dawning of a New Era
The Dawning of a New Era
PLEASE write in your primary vote for this candidate! We NEED REAL CHANGE!! Do not listen to the mainstream candidates! They do not know what change is. Vote for this one and your life WILL. BE. CHANGED. I personally guarantee it. picked by Moe 10 months ago
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 Rowangre...
10 months ago
But I was gonna write in General Zod! Mebbeh they can join up... I'm sure GZ wouldn't scoff at being VP.
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 buddha
10 months ago
Xenu for President
Vageyena Man for Vice President
Flying Spaghetti Monster for Secretary of Defense
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 maczilli...
10 months ago
Why vote for the lesser of two evils when you can vote for the ultimate evil.
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 Pocksuck...
10 months ago
The added bonus is that your vote will be logged and when the Dark One returns you will be amongst the first to be destroyed.

And really, this is a good thing.

The people who will get to live the longest will be those who have shown any form of support fo Huckabee.

In the end, the only two entities left will be the Dark One and Chuck Norris.

And then the veracity of all those internet claims will be tested.
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