Undecided, by David Sedaris
Undecided, by David Sedaris
"To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle and asks “Can I interest you in the chicken?” “Or would you prefer the platter of s**t with bits of broken glass in it?” To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked." picked by 2manyusernames 3 months ago
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 David Sedaris on Letterman
David Sedaris on Letterman [video]
David Sedaris read his "Stadium Pal" story on David Letterman’s show early last year. For those of you who don’t know, David is one of the funniest writers of this generation. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago
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 Man Covered in His Own Poop Beats the Crap Out of Flight Attendant
Man Covered in His Own Poop Beats the Crap Out of Flight Attendant
Halfway during the flight, a middle aged man left the lavatory covered in his own fecal matter.

At that point the flight attendant tried to move passengers away from him and ordered the man to clean himself. picked by suebe 3 days ago
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 Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken
Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken [video]
Chicken chick chicken "chicken chicken" chick... Chicken chicken, chicken chicken.

(Translation: Most hilarious video I've seen all day. Definite laugh for geek types, or even 'normal' people!) picked by joshdb 1 year ago
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