"To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle and asks “Can I interest you in the chicken?” “Or would you prefer the platter of s**t with bits of broken glass in it?” To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked." picked by 2manyusernames 3 months ago tags sedaris humor presidential election undecided 2008 |
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David Sedaris read his "Stadium Pal" story on David Letterman’s show early last year. For those of you who don’t know, David is one of the funniest writers of this generation. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago 1 comments edit related share plime.com |
Halfway during the flight, a middle aged man left the lavatory covered in his own fecal matter. 43 comments edit related share weirdAt that point the flight attendant tried to move passengers away from him and ordered the man to clean himself. picked by suebe 3 days ago |
Chicken chick chicken "chicken chicken" chick... Chicken chicken, chicken chicken. 4 comments edit related share plime.com(Translation: Most hilarious video I've seen all day. Definite laugh for geek types, or even 'normal' people!) picked by joshdb 1 year ago |
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