Barry is pissed that his historic home-run ball was branded with an asterisk. He tells the Hall-of-Fame that if they put the ball in, he boycott his induction.

My vote is to put the ball in and leave Barry out! picked by icepigs 10 months ago

Pearls of wisdom from Dave Barry. picked by Mershaullk 2 years ago

Help Barry the Buyer negotiate 20 challenges with increasing difficulty in order to save his job. picked by willcheng 7 months ago

Get your souvenir Barry Bonds steroid shirt here. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

Bonds slams down the hammer, hits No. 755 picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

When first informed of the positive test, Bonds attributed it to a substance he had taken from teammate Mark Sweeney’s locker, the New York City newspaper said, citing several unnamed sources.( pants on fire) picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

He's taking the high ground in his on-the-record reasoning, but I get the feeling it's 'bout the steroid thing or more. picked by kxmk 1 year ago

7 years, $126 million. Biggest pitching deal ever. picked by misterc 2 years ago

Marc Ecko, the person who bought the ball, put a poll on his website with what they should do with the ball. A. Donate it to the Hall of Fame B. Asterik it with a brand, then donate it to the Hall of Fame C. Shoot it off into space picked by titojuante 11 months ago

*All time home run leader. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

When Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist Dave Barry made fun of my hometown on the front page of The Miami Herald [in a column reprinted in The Denver Post], I was so outraged that I decided to write a mature response column - immediately after I flushed my Dave Barry book collection down the toilet. picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

Please Santa, all I want for Christmas is pitching. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

Barry Bonds' personal trainer has asked a federal appeals court to free him from prison for refusing to testify before a grand jury investigating the Giants slugger. picked by jaxomlotus 2 years ago

A day after Barry Bonds called him a "little midget man who knows (nothing) about baseball," broadcaster Bob Costas said he wasn't upset with the San Francisco Giants slugger and responded with a jab of his own.

As anyone can plainly see, I'm 5-6 1/2 and a strapping 150, and unlike some people, I came by all of it naturally," Costas said picked by sholom22 1 year ago

Dave Barry's Superbowl rant. picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

Looks like they really want Barry Bonds. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

Barry Nelson, the first screen actor to play 007, passes away at 89. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

I mean, you wouldn't trust Paris Hilton to mow your lawn now, would you...Barry? picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

This in relation to his perjury investigation. picked by coldbladed 6 months ago

Must be able to carry jockstrap! picked by Bornbad 2 years ago