A Coon Rapids man got a violent surprise when he tried to cancel a Craigslist erotic call girl service that he requested. picked by mutil8or 5 months ago

You don't hire a CEO to drive a company into bankruptcy. You don't appoint a pastor to shrink a congregation. Why should we expect a president to dismantle the thing that gives him power and fame, and his allies huge wealth? picked by JoshSF49 5 months ago

Moose are grateful for nice ski tracks in Norway. Skiers heed caution. picked by suebe 6 months ago

If your credit card spending is out of control, you may be tempted to cancel some of your cards so that you can elevate your score. But simply cutting up the card the old-fashioned way, rather than canceling it, may be the better way to go. picked by kissmenow 2 years ago

An Ocean County man recently got an e-mail with a darker twist: Gimme your money, and I'll cancel the contract someone put out to kill you. picked by DemureArt 11 months ago

So the band at my local public High school, Martin Luther King High, the students spent lots and lots of time raising money for a trip to Beijing this year to play at the great wall.. So after lots of hard work and effort, right as they're warming up the performance is cancelled. picked by smarty1052 3 weeks ago

"You had problems with our product and/or our service so we're just gonna go ahead and cancel that for you, mmmkay?" picked by readingitall 1 year ago

Performance cancelled after fire marshals, reviewing the show's pyro, told the band they couldn't drink on-stage. And thus, the latest round of GnR tour cancellations begin... picked by Wingnut 2 years ago

Q: Why did they cancel the leper hockey game?
A: Cause there was a face-off in the corner.*

* Leprosy isn't funny picked by PulsisX 7 months ago

Yeah, it's an oldie - but I couldn't find it here on Plime. Might want to cancel that Land's End backpack order and get one of these instead! picked by gnikgnok 1 year ago

I guess it's hard to take off clothes that you don't have.

Meanwhile, there's a thief somewhere, with a whole truckload of tear-away pants. He must be so proud. picked by tigertony 3 months ago

Lil' Wayne and Juelz Santana have a concert scheduled for this Saturday at the Clarence "Du" Burns arena in Canton. Canton was a middle class industrial part of Baltimore home of Crown Cork And Seal, and American Can, now the rehabbed rowhouses go for 1/2 million and up. Popular for its bars, restraunts, and the trappings of yuppiedom it is an oasis of white upper class frat people sur... read full post picked by blurmore 1 year ago

Public pressure has forced a Sydney gallery to cancel the opening night of an exhibition featuring photographs of naked 12 and 13 year olds just before the doors were due to open. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

Can you hear me now? Cancel the account! picked by Moe 1 year ago

And since North Korea always follows the recommendation of the UN..... picked by icepigs 2 years ago

But the 31-year-old was crushed when he had to cancel his reservation because of Uncle Sam. picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

I don't know whether to laugh my arse off or rush out and cancel my service! This guy obviously never heard the saying... "don't burn your bridges behind you!" picked by BrownTrout 1 year ago