<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : Carlin : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin at USC - 1977]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41516/1/" /><id>41516</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin at USC - 1977]]></summary><issued>2007-11-13T09:41:23+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-13T09:41:23+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[George Carlin in an early performace]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin - Ten Commandments(careful@work)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/20024/1/" /><id>20024</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin - Ten Commandments(careful@work)]]></summary><issued>2007-05-12T13:40:02+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-12T13:40:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Happy Birthday, George. May 12th, every year.<br/>George Carlin explains his theory on the creation of the ten commandments]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[GEORGE CARLIN DIED!]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66232/1/" /><id>66232</id><summary><![CDATA[GEORGE CARLIN DIED!]]></summary><issued>2008-06-23T01:16:59+01:00</issued><modified>2008-06-23T01:16:59+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[May he rest in peace.  I feel like putting some God jokes in here, but maybe it's a tad soon...]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[101 George Carlin Quotes.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/28445/1/" /><id>28445</id><summary><![CDATA[101 George Carlin Quotes.]]></summary><issued>2007-07-22T17:38:10+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-22T17:38:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[3. Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That&#8217;s just common sense!<br/>10. Honesty may be the best policy, but it&#8217;s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.<br/>Click on the link for the rest.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin's &quot;Drawing on my Mind&quot;]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/69906/1/" /><id>69906</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin's &quot;Drawing on my Mind&quot;]]></summary><issued>2008-07-24T13:55:14+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-24T13:55:14+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[How did we miss Carlin's animated feature from the Carlin on Campus special? So funny, completely uncut, and quite NSFW.<br/><br/>RIP George. We miss you.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin: Education and the Owners of America]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35699/1/" /><id>35699</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin: Education and the Owners of America]]></summary><issued>2007-09-14T15:19:40+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-14T15:19:40+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[NSFW--language<br/><br/>Can't really argue that.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Channeling George Carlin]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/80764/1/" /><id>80764</id><summary><![CDATA[Channeling George Carlin]]></summary><issued>2008-10-31T16:57:05+01:00</issued><modified>2008-10-31T16:57:05+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Did he say the 7 words you can't say on the radio?<br/><br/>Some supernatural cleaning stories <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/30/garden/30haunted.html?pagewanted=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin: Soft Language]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/37745/1/" /><id>37745</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin: Soft Language]]></summary><issued>2007-10-08T19:50:14+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-08T19:50:14+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[On the bigotry of newspeak.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin on MAD TV - Touched by an Atheist]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/26806/1/" /><id>26806</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin on MAD TV - Touched by an Atheist]]></summary><issued>2007-07-10T04:38:12+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-10T04:38:12+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Touched by an angel parody on Mad Tv starring George Carlin]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Solution for the Gas Crisis, Iraq War and Illegal Immigration]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/10208/1/" /><id>10208</id><summary><![CDATA[Solution for the Gas Crisis, Iraq War and Illegal Immigration]]></summary><issued>2007-02-06T11:37:34+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-06T11:37:34+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[It may be a hoax that George Carlin wrote this...  I'd like to congratulate the man who did and nominate him for President in 2008]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Jerry Seinfeld comments on George Carlin's death]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/66482/1/" /><id>66482</id><summary><![CDATA[Jerry Seinfeld comments on George Carlin's death]]></summary><issued>2008-06-24T14:13:22+01:00</issued><modified>2008-06-24T14:13:22+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[One legend's tribute to another]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Please saw my legs off - George Carlin]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/5139/1/" /><id>5139</id><summary><![CDATA[Please saw my legs off - George Carlin]]></summary><issued>2006-11-03T22:16:07+01:00</issued><modified>2006-11-03T22:16:07+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Gerorge Carlin once had a routine about phrases you never hear such as &quot;hand me that piano&quot;, &quot;do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone&quot;, and &quot;please saw my legs off&quot;<br/><br/>Well George obviously never met anyone with <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotemnophilia" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Apotemnophilia.</a> This is a psychological disorder where people want to amputate a limb. Guys, by &quot;limb&quot;, I am not just talking about arms and legs!  Learn more by clicking above]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin- Religion]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/47333/1/" /><id>47333</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin- Religion]]></summary><issued>2008-01-15T11:00:12+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-15T11:00:12+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Next in the series of <b>Comedians that Rock!</b>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin On White people And The Blues]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/66303/1/" /><id>66303</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin On White people And The Blues]]></summary><issued>2008-06-23T15:06:27+01:00</issued><modified>2008-06-23T15:06:27+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Funny, funny man. Kinda makes me a bit sad posting this but it's brilliant. Carlin's take on why white people shouldn't play the blues.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin On The Calif. Fires]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39551/1/" /><id>39551</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin On The Calif. Fires]]></summary><issued>2007-10-25T12:03:23+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-25T12:03:23+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;People are selfish,&quot; he said. &quot;These people with the fires and the floods and everything, they overbuild and they put nature to the test, and they get what's coming to them, that's what I say.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin sings the 1950s doo-wop song &quot;Cherry Pie&quot;]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/93318/1/" /><id>93318</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin sings the 1950s doo-wop song &quot;Cherry Pie&quot;]]></summary><issued>2009-02-07T15:33:50+01:00</issued><modified>2009-02-07T15:33:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The song is near the end of the clip. Who knew he could sing so well? This is from a 1989 appearance on The Arsenio Hall Show.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin on voting]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46446/1/" /><id>46446</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin on voting]]></summary><issued>2008-01-08T16:39:04+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-08T16:39:04+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[As the title says.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66285/1/" /><id>66285</id><summary><![CDATA[Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television]]></summary><issued>2008-06-23T12:22:00+01:00</issued><modified>2008-06-23T12:22:00+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Classic George Carlin skit; the man is gone, but his humor lives on]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[George Carlin's daughter to do oral history of his life and stuff]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/81012/1/" /><id>81012</id><summary><![CDATA[George Carlin's daughter to do oral history of his life and stuff]]></summary><issued>2008-11-04T13:05:40+01:00</issued><modified>2008-11-04T13:05:40+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[George Carlin, who died in June, is the subject of an oral history by his daughter. Also due: a CD, DVD and a posthumous Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.]]></content></entry></items></xml>