<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : Carlin : RSS 2.0</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><webMaster>plime.com</webMaster><copyright>2009, plime.com.</copyright><lastBuildDate></lastBuildDate><pubDate></pubDate><generator>Plime/1</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><image><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : Carlin : RSS 2.0</title><url>http://www.plime.com/images/logo.gif</url><link>http://www.plime.com/</link></image><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin at USC - 1977]]></title><description><![CDATA[George Carlin in an early performace]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41516/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41516/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin - Ten Commandments(careful@work)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday, George. May 12th, every year.<br/>George Carlin explains his theory on the creation of the ten commandments]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/20024/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/20024/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin's &quot;Drawing on my Mind&quot;]]></title><description><![CDATA[How did we miss Carlin's animated feature from the Carlin on Campus special? So funny, completely uncut, and quite NSFW.<br/><br/>RIP George. We miss you.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/69906/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/69906/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin: Education and the Owners of America]]></title><description><![CDATA[NSFW--language<br/><br/>Can't really argue that.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35699/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35699/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Channeling George Carlin]]></title><description><![CDATA[Did he say the 7 words you can't say on the radio?<br/><br/>Some supernatural cleaning stories <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/30/garden/30haunted.html?pagewanted=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/80764/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/80764/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin: Soft Language]]></title><description><![CDATA[On the bigotry of newspeak.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/37745/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/37745/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[GEORGE CARLIN DIED!]]></title><description><![CDATA[May he rest in peace.  I feel like putting some God jokes in here, but maybe it's a tad soon...]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66232/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66232/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[101 George Carlin Quotes.]]></title><description><![CDATA[3. Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That&#8217;s just common sense!<br/>10. Honesty may be the best policy, but it&#8217;s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.<br/>Click on the link for the rest.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/28445/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/28445/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Solution for the Gas Crisis, Iraq War and Illegal Immigration]]></title><description><![CDATA[It may be a hoax that George Carlin wrote this...  I'd like to congratulate the man who did and nominate him for President in 2008]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/10208/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/10208/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin on MAD TV - Touched by an Atheist]]></title><description><![CDATA[Touched by an angel parody on Mad Tv starring George Carlin]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/26806/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/26806/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Please saw my legs off - George Carlin]]></title><description><![CDATA[Gerorge Carlin once had a routine about phrases you never hear such as &quot;hand me that piano&quot;, &quot;do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone&quot;, and &quot;please saw my legs off&quot;<br/><br/>Well George obviously never met anyone with <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotemnophilia" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Apotemnophilia.</a> This is a psychological disorder where people want to amputate a limb. Guys, by &quot;limb&quot;, I am not just talking about arms and legs!  Learn more by clicking above]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/5139/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/5139/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin- Religion]]></title><description><![CDATA[Next in the series of <b>Comedians that Rock!</b>]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/47333/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/47333/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Jerry Seinfeld comments on George Carlin's death]]></title><description><![CDATA[One legend's tribute to another]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/66482/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/66482/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin on voting]]></title><description><![CDATA[As the title says.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46446/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46446/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television]]></title><description><![CDATA[Classic George Carlin skit; the man is gone, but his humor lives on]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66285/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66285/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin's daughter to do oral history of his life and stuff]]></title><description><![CDATA[George Carlin, who died in June, is the subject of an oral history by his daughter. Also due: a CD, DVD and a posthumous Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/81012/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/81012/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin On White people And The Blues]]></title><description><![CDATA[Funny, funny man. Kinda makes me a bit sad posting this but it's brilliant. Carlin's take on why white people shouldn't play the blues.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/66303/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/66303/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin On The Calif. Fires]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;People are selfish,&quot; he said. &quot;These people with the fires and the floods and everything, they overbuild and they put nature to the test, and they get what's coming to them, that's what I say.&quot;]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39551/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39551/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><item><title><![CDATA[George Carlin sings the 1950s doo-wop song &quot;Cherry Pie&quot;]]></title><description><![CDATA[The song is near the end of the clip. Who knew he could sing so well? This is from a 1989 appearance on The Arsenio Hall Show.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/93318/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/93318/1/</guid><category>plime.com</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item></channel></rss>