<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : Carlin : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>41516</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41516/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin at USC - 1977]]></title><description><![CDATA[George Carlin in an early performace]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>122</score><crdate>11/13/2007 9:41:23 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-11-13T09:41:23+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>20024</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/20024/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin - Ten Commandments(careful@work)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday, George. May 12th, every year.<br/>George Carlin explains his theory on the creation of the ten commandments]]></description><comments>14</comments><score>60</score><crdate>5/12/2007 1:40:02 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-05-12T13:40:02+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>35699</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35699/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin: Education and the Owners of America]]></title><description><![CDATA[NSFW--language<br/><br/>Can't really argue that.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>73</score><crdate>9/14/2007 3:19:40 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-09-14T15:19:40+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>80764</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/80764/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Channeling George Carlin]]></title><description><![CDATA[Did he say the 7 words you can't say on the radio?<br/><br/>Some supernatural cleaning stories <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/30/garden/30haunted.html?pagewanted=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>103</score><crdate>10/31/2008 4:57:05 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-10-31T16:57:05+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>37745</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/37745/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin: Soft Language]]></title><description><![CDATA[On the bigotry of newspeak.]]></description><comments>8</comments><score>146</score><crdate>10/8/2007 7:50:14 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-10-08T19:50:14+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>66232</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66232/1/</url><title><![CDATA[GEORGE CARLIN DIED!]]></title><description><![CDATA[May he rest in peace.  I feel like putting some God jokes in here, but maybe it's a tad soon...]]></description><comments>38</comments><score>1260</score><crdate>6/23/2008 1:16:59 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-06-23T01:16:59+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>28445</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/28445/1/</url><title><![CDATA[101 George Carlin Quotes.]]></title><description><![CDATA[3. Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That&#8217;s just common sense!<br/>10. Honesty may be the best policy, but it&#8217;s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.<br/>Click on the link for the rest.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>55</score><crdate>7/22/2007 5:38:10 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-07-22T17:38:10+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>69906</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/69906/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin's &quot;Drawing on my Mind&quot;]]></title><description><![CDATA[How did we miss Carlin's animated feature from the Carlin on Campus special? So funny, completely uncut, and quite NSFW.<br/><br/>RIP George. We miss you.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>113</score><crdate>7/24/2008 1:55:14 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-07-24T13:55:14+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>10208</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/10208/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Solution for the Gas Crisis, Iraq War and Illegal Immigration]]></title><description><![CDATA[It may be a hoax that George Carlin wrote this...  I'd like to congratulate the man who did and nominate him for President in 2008]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>108</score><crdate>2/6/2007 11:37:34 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-02-06T11:37:34+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>26806</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/26806/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin on MAD TV - Touched by an Atheist]]></title><description><![CDATA[Touched by an angel parody on Mad Tv starring George Carlin]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>46</score><crdate>7/10/2007 4:38:12 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-07-10T04:38:12+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>5139</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/5139/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Please saw my legs off - George Carlin]]></title><description><![CDATA[Gerorge Carlin once had a routine about phrases you never hear such as &quot;hand me that piano&quot;, &quot;do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone&quot;, and &quot;please saw my legs off&quot;<br/><br/>Well George obviously never met anyone with <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotemnophilia" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Apotemnophilia.</a> This is a psychological disorder where people want to amputate a limb. Guys, by &quot;limb&quot;, I am not just talking about arms and legs!  Learn more by clicking above]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>19</score><crdate>11/3/2006 10:16:07 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2006-11-03T22:16:07+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>47333</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/47333/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin- Religion]]></title><description><![CDATA[Next in the series of <b>Comedians that Rock!</b>]]></description><comments>6</comments><score>344</score><crdate>1/15/2008 11:00:12 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-15T11:00:12+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>66482</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/66482/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jerry Seinfeld comments on George Carlin's death]]></title><description><![CDATA[One legend's tribute to another]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>107</score><crdate>6/24/2008 2:13:22 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-06-24T14:13:22+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>46446</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46446/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin on voting]]></title><description><![CDATA[As the title says.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>136</score><crdate>1/8/2008 4:39:04 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-08T16:39:04+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>66285</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66285/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television]]></title><description><![CDATA[Classic George Carlin skit; the man is gone, but his humor lives on]]></description><comments>7</comments><score>450</score><crdate>6/23/2008 12:22:00 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-06-23T12:22:00+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>81012</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/81012/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin's daughter to do oral history of his life and stuff]]></title><description><![CDATA[George Carlin, who died in June, is the subject of an oral history by his daughter. Also due: a CD, DVD and a posthumous Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>250</score><crdate>11/4/2008 1:05:40 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-11-04T13:05:40+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>66303</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/66303/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin On White people And The Blues]]></title><description><![CDATA[Funny, funny man. Kinda makes me a bit sad posting this but it's brilliant. Carlin's take on why white people shouldn't play the blues.]]></description><comments>8</comments><score>1</score><crdate>6/23/2008 3:06:27 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-06-23T15:06:27+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>39551</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39551/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin On The Calif. Fires]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;People are selfish,&quot; he said. &quot;These people with the fires and the floods and everything, they overbuild and they put nature to the test, and they get what's coming to them, that's what I say.&quot;]]></description><comments>8</comments><score>153</score><crdate>10/25/2007 12:03:23 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-10-25T12:03:23+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>93318</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/93318/1/</url><title><![CDATA[George Carlin sings the 1950s doo-wop song &quot;Cherry Pie&quot;]]></title><description><![CDATA[The song is near the end of the clip. Who knew he could sing so well? This is from a 1989 appearance on The Arsenio Hall Show.]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>104</score><crdate>2/7/2009 3:33:50 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2009-02-07T15:33:50+01:00</atomdate></link></items></xml>