Chubby cheeks are the secret to a youthful appearance and attracting the opposite sex, according to new research.

The American Society of Plastic Surgeons claims that fatty deposits underneath the face help to keep people looking young and beautiful. picked by AutumnLotus 2 months ago

He got married to the widow next door... But what do we really know about the man? picked by donteatpoop 1 year ago

I just dont understand why some people find the need to share things with everyone. This is a perfect example of why there should be an application process to get a webcam.

Much like a gun. picked by muppetmaker 2 months ago

Brian Krische and his roommate had a lot of their Netflix discs go missing before they received them, and they grew suspicious. So, like any self-respecting and enterprising geeks, they set up a motion-sensing camera pointed at their mailbox. The results? One chubby, shirtless criminal caught red-handed. picked by mutil8or 4 months ago

Event #12,495 in the downfall of America. An honored chief of police puts out a memo that his cops need to loose a few pounds.
Did they agree and make attempts to get into shape? No, they were offended and the Chief was fired for hurting their widdle feelings. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

"I want candy!" picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

Wendy Wilkinson of Pottstown dismissed her 6-year-old daughter's BMI report, which placed her in the 99th percentile, indicating overweight. It's "really silly," she said. "She is chubby now, but she goes into growth spurts." picked by dork 1 year ago