<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : Grandmother : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[Grandmother mystifies medics by burping uncontrollably for two years]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/97824/1/" /><id>97824</id><summary><![CDATA[Grandmother mystifies medics by burping uncontrollably for two years]]></summary><issued>2009-03-05T08:50:39+01:00</issued><modified>2009-03-05T08:50:39+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A grandmother has been left virtually housebound for two years because she burps uncontrollably.<br/><br/>Jean Driscoll, 72, said she started belching two years ago and despite visits to two doctors and three hospitals, noone has been able to diagnose what it wrong with her.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Obama to leave Campaign trail to visit ailing grandmother]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/politics/l/79885/1/" /><id>79885</id><summary><![CDATA[Obama to leave Campaign trail to visit ailing grandmother]]></summary><issued>2008-10-20T23:08:21+01:00</issued><modified>2008-10-20T23:08:21+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[His grandmother lives in Hawaii.<br/><br/>Biden's mother-in-law died earlier this month.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Meet Mavis, the super-charged grandmother whose touch BLOWS UP kettles]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51772/1/" /><id>51772</id><summary><![CDATA[Meet Mavis, the super-charged grandmother whose touch BLOWS UP kettles]]></summary><issued>2008-02-23T08:21:14+01:00</issued><modified>2008-02-23T08:21:14+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[For most of us, making a cup of tea is one of life's simpler tasks. For Mavis Price, however, it is fraught with danger - because she can blow up kettles just by touching them. The 60- year- old grandmother seems to have a freakishly high level of static electricity coursing through her body.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Grandmother 'kidnaps' washing machine repair man]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/90141/1/" /><id>90141</id><summary><![CDATA[Grandmother 'kidnaps' washing machine repair man]]></summary><issued>2009-01-20T06:59:07+01:00</issued><modified>2009-01-20T06:59:07+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A grandmother 'kidnapped' a repair man after she became so sick of her constantly broken washing machine.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Washington Grandma Put Boy In Dog Crate; Brother Gave Him Black Eye]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48870/1/" /><id>48870</id><summary><![CDATA[Washington Grandma Put Boy In Dog Crate; Brother Gave Him Black Eye]]></summary><issued>2008-01-30T08:02:19+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-30T08:02:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;The grandmother stated that the kid was poisoning the entire family by pouring lamp oil and a household cleaner by the name of 'Bam' into their drinks,&quot; said James Markley of the Washington Police Department.<br/><br/>*oh yeah, this is a nice family.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Westboro Church to picket Obama's Grandmother's Funeral.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/politics/l/81220/1/" /><id>81220</id><summary><![CDATA[Westboro Church to picket Obama's Grandmother's Funeral.]]></summary><issued>2008-11-06T14:18:25+01:00</issued><modified>2008-11-06T14:18:25+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;Obama says his grandmother Dunham raised him, and,<br/>her 'influence on his manner and the way he<br/>viewed the world was substantial.' If so, then she<br/>has much to answer for as she stands before the<br/>Lord.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[8 Year Old arrested after Crayon controversy turns into battered teacher]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/64937/1/" /><id>64937</id><summary><![CDATA[8 Year Old arrested after Crayon controversy turns into battered teacher]]></summary><issued>2008-06-10T11:50:40+01:00</issued><modified>2008-06-10T11:50:40+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Comments by Grandmother, &quot;If he was overpowering her that much, I feel like she shouldn't be in that line of work,&quot;<br/><br/>&quot;Put him in someone else's classroom. If it's a male, whatever, and let them restrain him&quot;<br/><br/>Florida.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Grandma, 65, bench presses 115.5 pounds]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/33694/1/" /><id>33694</id><summary><![CDATA[Grandma, 65, bench presses 115.5 pounds]]></summary><issued>2007-08-30T00:14:49+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-30T00:14:49+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Mary Miller of Zionsville, Ind., a petite 65-year-old grandmother of five, is one of the world's strongest women -- and she has the world record to prove it.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Grandmother Gunned down in Road Rage Incident]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/64984/1/" /><id>64984</id><summary><![CDATA[Grandmother Gunned down in Road Rage Incident]]></summary><issued>2008-06-10T20:11:22+01:00</issued><modified>2008-06-10T20:11:22+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Suspects still a mystery]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Grandmother at 29.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43164/1/" /><id>43164</id><summary><![CDATA[Grandmother at 29.]]></summary><issued>2007-12-03T14:45:16+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-03T14:45:16+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[I say it's ridiculous.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Teen forced gran to make 'gangsta' video]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/80530/1/" /><id>80530</id><summary><![CDATA[Teen forced gran to make 'gangsta' video]]></summary><issued>2008-10-29T10:23:33+01:00</issued><modified>2008-10-29T10:23:33+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Florida teenager has been sentenced to 18 months in juvenile detention for coaxing his senile grandmother into holding a gun and threatening to shoot &quot;all the pigs&quot; in a homemade &quot;gangsta rap&quot; video]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Gran yelled 'eat my pork, feel my fork' as she stabbed her chop eating partner]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/37087/1/" /><id>37087</id><summary><![CDATA[Gran yelled 'eat my pork, feel my fork' as she stabbed her chop eating partner]]></summary><issued>2007-10-02T07:42:24+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-02T07:42:24+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An upset grandmother stabbed her partner after he ate her chops, yelling: &quot;eat my pork, feel my fork.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Grandmother gave 9-year-old gin]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/34776/1/" /><id>34776</id><summary><![CDATA[Grandmother gave 9-year-old gin]]></summary><issued>2007-09-06T15:52:47+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-06T15:52:47+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The girl told police she remembers vomiting, hitting her head and blacking out...]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Surrogate grandmother feels fine after triplets]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/81681/1/" /><id>81681</id><summary><![CDATA[Surrogate grandmother feels fine after triplets]]></summary><issued>2008-11-12T08:28:58+01:00</issued><modified>2008-11-12T08:28:58+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A 56-year-old woman who gave birth to her triplet granddaughters a month ago is recovering from a Caesarean section and hopeful that one of the girls will be home from the hospital by Saturday.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Grandmother spends Mother's Day skydiving]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/20251/1/" /><id>20251</id><summary><![CDATA[Grandmother spends Mother's Day skydiving]]></summary><issued>2007-05-14T05:12:09+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-14T05:12:09+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A 79-year-old Michigan woman celebrated Mother's Day by free falling out of an airplane.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Obama's grandmother passes]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/politics/l/80943/1/" /><id>80943</id><summary><![CDATA[Obama's grandmother passes]]></summary><issued>2008-11-03T16:48:10+01:00</issued><modified>2008-11-03T16:48:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[One day before the election, Obama's grandmother's fight with cancer ended today. She was 86.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Woman beat grandmother to death]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/62097/1/" /><id>62097</id><summary><![CDATA[Woman beat grandmother to death]]></summary><issued>2008-05-16T11:28:10+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-16T11:28:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A woman has been found guilty of murdering her grandmother by battering her over the head with a spade.<br/><br/>Joanne Hussey, 33, had admitted killing 76-year-old Annie Garbutt but denied murder, claiming voices in her head told her to do it.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Police: Grandma Used Granddaughter, 4, To Shoplift]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/37986/1/" /><id>37986</id><summary><![CDATA[Police: Grandma Used Granddaughter, 4, To Shoplift]]></summary><issued>2007-10-11T10:40:02+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-11T10:40:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Police in Delaware County said they caught a grandmother accused of using her 4-year-old granddaughter to help her steal, and it was all caught on surveillance video.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Grandmother Forces Criminals to Sweep Her House]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/56158/1/" /><id>56158</id><summary><![CDATA[Grandmother Forces Criminals to Sweep Her House]]></summary><issued>2008-03-28T16:18:05+01:00</issued><modified>2008-03-28T16:18:05+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Ever been on the receiving end of an angry grandmother?<br/>It&#8217;s not pleasant.<br/>They don&#8217;t hold back. Their eyebrows furrow. Their jaws clench. Any minute you think fire and brimstone may come out of their eyes and shoot through your forehead.<br/>In short, it&#8217;s terrifying.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Greatest Video Of A Dog Humping A Grandmother That You'll Ever See]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/sex/l/111110/1/" /><id>111110</id><summary><![CDATA[The Greatest Video Of A Dog Humping A Grandmother That You'll Ever See]]></summary><issued>2009-05-01T22:55:35+01:00</issued><modified>2009-05-01T22:55:35+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[What really sets the video below apart from its competition in the dog humping genre is this dog's persistence. He doesn't settle for just grinding on Granny's leg. He takes her down to the ground and mounts her as she tries to crawl her way out of the situation.]]></content></entry></items></xml>