A compilation of Jack Handy thoughts. I love these!

"Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." - Jack Handy picked by tupark 8 months ago

Tvirus had posted the first part of this Drunk HistoryPart 1. This time its Jack Black, and this is absolutely brilliant. (Part 2.5 in the Comments)

One night in November, Eric Falconer drank 8 Vodka Cranberries. Then he discussed a great historical event, Franklin Flying the Kite. picked by MUPpetMAKer 6 months ago

It's a nutritional info calculator at the Jack-in-the-Box website. I thought it was cool. Select the items you want and press 'calculate'. The Sourdough Jack (my favorite) has over 700 calories and 51.3 grams of fat. wow. picked by cheeselog1234 1 year ago

In early 2007 the Florida Bar filed a five count, 38-page complaint against Florida Lawyer Jack Thompson, seeking sanctions against the outspoken critic of video games.

Judge Tunis has now released her report, with recommendations that Thompson be found guilty of 27 of the 31 charges. picked by 2manyusernames 2 months ago

After terrorizing Boston, The Mooninites are once again up to no good...and only Jack Bauer can stop them. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

Movie legend Jack Nicholson has been admitted to the hospital with no details being released. picked by musicgirldani 2 years ago

Seems that mischievous old Jack in the Box is running ads that imply Carls Jr and Hardees make their "Angus" burgers from cow butts. picked by BrownTrout 1 year ago

An eminent South African historian believes he has stumbled on the identity of Jack the Ripper. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

XxX_Spiderman_XxX picked by Dangerman 10 months ago

Curly rides into the sunset. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

His presence made mediocre films good and good films great. He was a ’50s psycho, a ’60s biker, a ’70s angry rebel bucking the system and an ’80s cartoonish villain with raised eyebrows and a leering smile. picked by afeldman 2 years ago

Located in Neptune, New Jersey, for the price of $449k. No word on the condition of the 'Cuckoo's Nest'. picked by musicgirldani 2 years ago

She just always has something 'witty' to say about how lame American's are. Why do I feel like her comments are coming at a more frequent pace than ever?! picked by janicedick 1 year ago

This is the trailer for the new movie directed by Michele Gondry. It stars Jack Black. It looks great. picked by em0ney 12 months ago

16: WHEN asked by a photographer to remove his sunglasses for a photo, Nicholson, who rarely is seen in public without a pair of shades, replied: “You’re new here, aren’t you?”

Truly a living legend picked by 86Apex 1 year ago

Weird. picked by Bornbad 12 months ago

Update to this

I didn't see it mentioned in the article, but local officials are asking anyone who sees Jack McClellan taking pictures of kids to report him. picked by DaftGretel 11 months ago

Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge. picked by AutumnLotus 3 days ago

Found: drinking companions to join elderly gentleman for a friendly beer at his local pub. Mike Hammond was bombarded with offers after advertising in his village post office for someone to accompany his 88-year-old father Jack on visits to a southern England pub from a nursing home. Update on this story. picked by AutumnLotus 3 months ago

"Enhancing the classic Pirates attractions with new characters and new technology will ensure their relevance and place in Disney theme parks as timeless adventures," said Tom Fitzgerald, senior creative executive for Walt Disney Imagineering picked by mysterio 2 years ago