A compilation of Jack Handy thoughts. I love these!

"Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." - Jack Handy picked by tupark 2 years ago

Now when someone tells you You don't know Jack s**t, you can correct them. picked by Ankabout 2 months ago

Tvirus had posted the first part of this Drunk HistoryPart 1. This time its Jack Black, and this is absolutely brilliant. (Part 2.5 in the Comments)

One night in November, Eric Falconer drank 8 Vodka Cranberries. Then he discussed a great historical event, Franklin Flying the Kite. picked by MUPpetMAKer 2 years ago

John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack Ruby, the Professor and Mary Ann...Oops picked by Bandit 2 years ago

It's a nutritional info calculator at the Jack-in-the-Box website. I thought it was cool. Select the items you want and press 'calculate'. The Sourdough Jack (my favorite) has over 700 calories and 51.3 grams of fat. wow. picked by cheeselog1234 3 years ago

In early 2007 the Florida Bar filed a five count, 38-page complaint against Florida Lawyer Jack Thompson, seeking sanctions against the outspoken critic of video games.

Judge Tunis has now released her report, with recommendations that Thompson be found guilty of 27 of the 31 charges. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

News alert: Jack Box, the fictitious chief executive of Jack in the Box, is in critical condition after getting slammed by a bus today. His last words before the tragedy were “breakfast all day and burger.” picked by Bornbad 10 months ago

Jack the Ripper was a forgery invented by journalists to link a series of unrelated murders and sell newspapers, according to a new book. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago

After terrorizing Boston, The Mooninites are once again up to no good...and only Jack Bauer can stop them. picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

Movie legend Jack Nicholson has been admitted to the hospital with no details being released. picked by musicgirldani 3 years ago

Seems that mischievous old Jack in the Box is running ads that imply Carls Jr and Hardees make their "Angus" burgers from cow butts. picked by BrownTrout 3 years ago

An eminent South African historian believes he has stumbled on the identity of Jack the Ripper. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

He might not drink like a champion, but his efforts have nevertheless clearly reached the level of "epic" and "historic" in recent years. His name is Kyle Orton. He is but one man, but his achievements will outlast us all. picked by wags273 2 years ago

XxX_Spiderman_XxX picked by Dangerman 2 years ago

A visionary photographic journey across the globe, experiencing its varies cultures and environments, is showcased here in a gallery of limited edition prints. I like his global warming pictures and Yellowstone black and white. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

Curly rides into the sunset. picked by tomphoolry 3 years ago

His presence made mediocre films good and good films great. He was a ’50s psycho, a ’60s biker, a ’70s angry rebel bucking the system and an ’80s cartoonish villain with raised eyebrows and a leering smile. picked by afeldman 3 years ago

Located in Neptune, New Jersey, for the price of $449k. No word on the condition of the 'Cuckoo's Nest'. picked by musicgirldani 3 years ago

This is the trailer for the new movie directed by Michele Gondry. It stars Jack Black. It looks great. picked by em0ney 2 years ago

It could be said that Jack, an 11-year-old black Lab mix, has learned to say no to drugs. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago