It took more than 30 years for the creators of Pez candy dispensers to give the little plastic figurines feet, and they never did get hands. But now the long arm of the Pez Candy Co. has reached all the way from Linz, Austria, into U.S. District Court, where it has slapped the tiny faces that fill Burlingame's Museum of Pez Memorabilia with a lawsuit.

*link fixed picked by kakana 4 months ago

In exchange for candy, children got an electric toothbrush, money, and a sense of giving to those who give to our country every day. All the candy is being sent to troops overseas.

This is BRILLIANT! :D picked by muppet 1 year ago

With Halloween coming Friday, parents are warned to pay attention to the origin of candy their children gather while trick-or-treating because of the recent melamine contamination of candy, milk and snack products originating in China. picked by siennablue 1 year ago

When it comes to Halloween, greed is most definitely good. And there's nothing like an old pillowcase - sturdy, voluminous, reusable, and environmentally conscious - to hold your epic stash. But you must have wondered - exactly how much candy could you possibly collect in a standard pillowcase? picked by MissWinkle 1 year ago

What happened to sixlets, zots, goobers, bonkers and mambas? I don't know how I feel about candy earwax, boogers, zits, earthworms, urine, etc. picked by bingo 6 months ago

A BBC story from March 16, 2007 said the raid netted $205-million along with guns, drugs, and smaller amounts of cash in Euros and Mexican pesos. Good thing cops are never crooked in these big busts. picked by ogri2003 2 years ago

A Mexican state water company worker has sewn his lips together to draw attention to his five-year fight to get a promotion. The man used a needle and thread to put five stitches through his lips in front of the water company headquarters in the eastern city of Veracruz picked by Bornbad 9 months ago

If you had to choose a candy bar to snack on and there were no logos on it, would you know what to pick just by looking at the packaging? Do you feel lucky? picked by keroberos32 2 years ago

Dear Mexican,
My friend and I were wondering why Mexican girls are so beautiful when they are teenagers, then over the years, they become fat, old bags? picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

A high school student said he may file a lawsuit against a physical education teacher who took a Mexican flag he had brought for Cinco de Mayo and put it in the garbage. picked by muppet 2 years ago

At $5 for 2 pounds of candy I may have to start taking kid's candy that come to my door. picked by Proverb 2 years ago

Three Mexican minors detained in California on suspicion of smuggling drugs stole a U.S. Border Patrol car while still wearing handcuffs and drove it back across the border to Mexico. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

A former jailhouse officer in San Luis Obispo County was charged with flashing a female inmate and having others expose themselves in exchange for candy bars. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Scientists have discovered that cotton candy may help grow replacement tissue. It can be used for making networks of blood vessels in laboratory grown skin, muscle, bone or fat. picked by suebe 9 months ago

Parents are outraged after prescription bottles full of candy were given away to children at a California Albertsons. picked by muppet 2 years ago

A school district suspended a 12-year-old for having a piece of chocolate candy filled with a half-ounce of booze. picked by mandolinorange 2 years ago

Police say a trail of candy wrappers helped them find five Florida teens suspected of breaking in to a nearby home.
An officer followed a trail of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups packages in the backyard. The officer noticed another wrapper on the front porch of a house near the victim's home. picked by suebe 9 months ago

Archaeologists are opening a cave sealed for more than 30 years deep beneath a Mexican pyramid to look for clues about the mysterious collapse of one of ancient civilization's largest cities. picked by donteatpoop 1 year ago

Maoam candy wrapper outraged this Brit father. The other one's even juicier. Maybe they were trying to appeal to a mature audience? picked by meggysue 3 months ago

If you've never visited our lecherous, hateful little corner of the web before, then let me fill you in on what exactly it is that we do here: we eat bad candy, and then we write about it. We know what you're thinking: ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME SOMEBODY DID. And you're right. picked by indisguise 2 years ago