Poor Simon Cowell, not only is he one of the
richest s**ts on the planet, his name rhymes
with 'owl'.
(Props to Joel Veitch) picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel reunited for a rare performance on stage at the Warner Theatre in Washington, D.C. last night as part of a tribute to singer/songwriter Simon. picked by suebe 3 years ago

A retort to Carly Simon regarding her charges of vanity. picked by 2manyusernames 3 years ago

A sci-fi web comic by Simon Fraser. This one was finally finished last month, so you can read the whole damn thing and not have to worry about waiting for more to be done. picked by donteatpoop 2 months ago

Trailer for Simon Pegg's next film. Seems to be about a bloke trying to get in shape in order to win back Thandie Newton. Directed by David Schwimmer. Co-starring Hank Azaria's wang. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Simon and Garfunkel perform, IMHO, their most beautiful song. picked by mahler87 2 years ago

Or Urban Exploration. Simon Cornwell is the kind of person that a fence can't keep out. He shimmies over, whips out his camera and then puts it all on this fascinating if slightly awkward to navigate site. In particular, I'd recommend the Cane Hill pics (and reading the Wiki entry will explain the theme pic. picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

To mark the 10th anniversary of the death of the Penguin Cafe Orchestra founder, Simon Jeffes, remaining members of the band are playing three concerts together tonight, tomorrow and the day after (11th, 12th & 13th December). Eclecticism, quirk, charm and eccentricity were the four cornerstones of the PCO's opus in the 24 years that they performed, and even if you don't know the name, you wi... read full post picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

Simon Schubert, a talented German artist, uses paper creases and folds to create incredible works of art. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago

Does this woman look like a testicle crusher? Well, that's what cops claim University of Colorado student Chalie Simon did to a former boyfriend early Saturday morning during a confrontation at a campus apartment.

Simon allegedly "grabbed his testicles and squeezed hard," according to a police report. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago

South Africa has rejected "with contempt" claims by jailed British mercenary Simon Mann that it backed his plot to overthrow the government of Equatorial Guinea.

Background here picked by thenegativeone 2 years ago

Dr Simon Ourian, a cosmetic surgeon based in Beverly Hills, California, claimed that he stumbled upon its unexpected powers by accident while treating his mother who was suffering from migraines after having chemotherapy which had made her hair fall out. picked by AutumnLotus 5 months ago

Every Friday for the next seven weeks they'll be running a video diary by Simon Pegg. Here's episode one, plus an introduction by the man himself picked by lostsoul135 1 year ago

The show was amazingly honest about relationships, underclass issues, racism, crime, drugs, and so is Simon in the interview. Well worth watching, or reading. Any drug warrior needs to read this interview or watch the show. At one point Moyers asks Simon, “The character in that excerpt we just saw says, “What’s the answer?” Do you have the answer after all these years?̶... read full post picked by nickcobb 3 months ago

Another odd story about taking the GPS literally. picked by zadscmc 3 years ago

Not sure if this link will work because it's direct to the player file. If it doesn't, try here and launch it manually.

Bill Bailey + Simon Pegg = Rolled Gold picked by pocksucket 2 years ago

With the death of Simon Vinkenoog Amsterdam loses one more of its iconic ambassadors of the 'Swinging Sixties'... when the Dutch capital gained its reputation as a drugs-friendly Magic Centre... picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

Simon Cowell has been humiliating talent show contestants with his caustic comments for years. Now if he gets his way, he could still be tormenting them in the next century.

*What a moron* picked by Bornbad 9 months ago

TimesOnline had the chance to speak to Simon Pegg (Hot Fuzz), who revealed that after so many years of watching Steven Spielberg's films, he could now have the opportunity to be in one. picked by lostsoul135 12 months ago

Hockey is a violent sport. But what Chris Simon did to Ryan Hollweg is unforgivable.

Last time something like this happened, Marty McSorley was suspended for 23 games. I don't think it was enough. picked by icepigs 3 years ago