Maple Leafs forward Mark Bell was suspended indefinitely without pay by the NHL on Tuesday after his plea last month of no contest to drunken-driving and hit-and-run charges.

To be reinstated, the 27-year-old will need approval from the NHL and the league's players' union after consultation with program doctors. picked by punthe 2 years ago

Wile. E Coyote was not available for comment after a singer was killed by coyotes while hiking in an east coast national park. picked by chinook 4 weeks ago

Students on a field trip to learn about public surveillance caught an assault on tape. Isn't it ironic? Dont'cha think? picked by beckinacea 3 years ago

Parents who suspect their teenagers are heading in the wrong direction now bring them to Masjid el Noor Mosque in Toronto where they have created a 12 step program to show the radicalized youth that extremist beliefs are theologically wrong. picked by equinox 9 months ago

It's true. Scientists in Canada have discovered a way to make their test subjects sexually appealing to both males and females

'Sexual Tsunami' - band name? picked by 2manyusernames 1 month ago

Mats Sundin stepped onto the ice as announcer Andy Frost boomed his name over the Air Canada Centre speakers. Sundin raised his arms and applauded in kind toward the 19,338 fans who were standing and applauding him. picked by robfouryqr 3 years ago

Toronto’s motto is "Diversity Our Strength" which makes it kinda awkward for the City to be busted for this exercise in forced diversity: they photoshopped in (badly) a token black guy for the cover of their Spring & Summer 2009 Fun Guide! picked by Doggylives 5 months ago

Beloved hockey icon returns after a 28-year hiatus. picked by punthe 2 years ago

Despite receiving no invitation, and thinking it was a bit odd to have a wedding on a Friday, expat teacher Barclay nonetheless booked his flights and jetted the 5600 kilometres from Toronto to Cardiff, in Wales. picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

Curtis Joseph has returned to the goal for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Cliff Fletcher, general manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs, announced Tuesday that the hockey club has agreed to terms with the unrestricted free agent goaltender. picked by punthe 1 year ago

``I don't know time frame-wise how long it's going to be but as of now it's indefinite.'' picked by punthe 2 years ago

The heading atop page 136 in the junior edition of the agenda – sold to students in Grades 4, 5 and 6 across the Toronto District School Board for about $5 – is "Grammer/Punctuation." picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

TIP: if you work for an armoured car company and steal $2 million from them, wait until things die down a bit before buying all the boats, cars, wine, watches and $3,000 cognac picked by bingo 7 months ago

Almost half of female high school students are subjected to sexual comments or gestures, and one-third are touched, grabbed or pinched in a sexual way, says a new study from the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health. picked by chinook 2 years ago

Follow-up: picked by punthe 2 years ago

A blind man writes an irate letter to a taxi company that tried to defraud him. picked by beckinacea 2 years ago

at his wake.

"I really just want to celebrate my life with my friends and family," Dan Cole said. picked by suebe 8 months ago

Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has been pushed to the ground by a fan who leapt onstage during their show at a festival in Toronto. picked by murphyz 1 year ago

You know those TV ads you see for local Used Car businesses? The "low-budget, no-production" ones, starring the business-owner who shouts at you to buy his product?

They're bad, yes. This one tops them, hilariously. OH, YEAH! picked by jago 2 years ago

Judge says the vehicle appeared to be more like a "bike" than a car and argued the likelihood of causing an accident was "remote to none." picked by tigertony 2 years ago