Police soon located a suspect, Bilbo Baggins Ballard, 35, of 35375 Mudd Lane, Astoria, and charged him with driving under the influence of intoxicants, hit and run, and first-degree criminal mischief.

**okay... not THE Bilbo Baggins in the pic... but still! picked by nateebiinature 3 months ago

Now facing 6 years in prison and sex offender status. picked by misswinkle 2 years ago

Say it with me folks!

FLO-RI-DUH picked by moe 2 years ago

DNA. That's what did it. Opened the cold case files. picked by suebe 6 months ago

A VERY funny internet series featuring Michael Cera from Arrested Development. picked by LadyMacbeth 2 years ago

A man is so upset with his son-in-law that he reports the poor guy as an al'Qaeda operative before his business trip to the US. When the accused is arrested his father then blames the FBI for being stupid enough to believe him. picked by coldbladed 2 years ago

He reportedly told officers he had ingested marijuana and LSD, and was running naked because he thought he was “the Terminator.” picked by bornbad 5 months ago

A woman being processed for shoplifting charges, was re-arrested when police found her puffing away on a joint in the station restroom. picked by BrownTrout 3 years ago

Yup. Hey if you want some weed, my roommate has some for sale! Plain clothes officers standing nearby probably wondered if it could possibly get any easier than that.

Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, eh? picked by Moe 2 years ago

Yet another jackass screwing with our personal data.

Sometimes, when I am in a paranoid mood, I think this is done on purpose just so the victims will get the free credit tracking service and the Gov't will know what they are doing with their money.

But only when I am in a paranoid mood. picked by Moe 1 year ago

The "Billy Carter" of the Obama family. picked by Bornbad 10 months ago

Now there's a headline you couldn't make up

For those unfamiliar with ShamWow watch the video here picked by Doggylives 8 months ago

“The defendant discussed specific sexual acts in which he would engage the underage ‘girl,’” DiFiore said. “The defendant admitted to having the online conversations.” picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

Ling and Lee, who work for former vice president Al Gore's San Francisco-based Current TV, were arrested March 17 along North Korea's border with China. They have been accused of illegal entry and "hostile acts," which in North Korea are punishable by five to 10 years in a labor camp. picked by muppet 7 months ago

Boy suspected of pointing light at bus, plane and helicopter in third laser-related arrest this week.

And it isn't even in Florida. picked by bevissimo 2 years ago

When asked if the girls planned on fighting in public again, Desiree had a sensible answer. "Not in public, but we're still going to fight like every other sister will," she said. picked by equinox 6 months ago

"There's a godawful lot of laws," said Batman after ending up in the slammer - for sitting on a curb eating sushi while in disguise. "They actually didn't let me finish my sushi,'' he protested after having to hire an attorney to defend himself against an antiquated law. "It was a dark day for the Dark Knight" *Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's not a moment to lose... read full post picked by equinox 10 months ago

Fabe Ingram, 45, of West Monroe, couldn't produce registration or insurance information at the traffic stop early Monday, and turned out to be wanted for an unrelated theft, Monroe Police Chief Ron Schleuter said. picked by DrNothing 2 years ago

A would-be thief came up empty-handed after trying to rob a nun who had taken a vow of poverty. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

Difficulty: the daughter was 40. picked by MaskedWriter 3 years ago