Outspoken Islamic cleric Abu Hamza has branded Australians as boozers who are hooked on gambling and prostitution.

In another sermon broadcast over the internet, the Melbourne cleric urged followers to spread the word of Islam to save Australians. picked by AutumnLotus 10 months ago

Hundreds of elderly Australians wanting to end their lives when they can no longer care for themselves are reportedly setting up backyard laboratories to manufacture an illegal euthanasia drug. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

While there is a shortage of British sperm donors, Australians backpacking through the UK are among the biggest sperm donors in London. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Australian scientists say they have achieved the world's most accurate measurement of the fundamental unit of light intensity. Errol Atkinson and colleagues from the National Measurement Institute have refined the measurement of the candela, the basic unit of brightness, to eliminate all but 0.1 per cent of uncertainty. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

What do you get when you take 7 Australians to all of the Disney parks in the world?
The Down Under Disneyana Fan Club picked by musicgirldani 3 years ago

For most urban-based Australians, the idea of perishing 'out there' in the bush after a crash taps into a deep-seated anxiety that is connected to the notion of the land as not only hostile but invested with a power to do things to those who venture into it. picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

"Vegemite made me the man I am today," said Brad Blanks, a reporter with a New York breakfast radio show. "In Australia the slogan is that Vegemite puts a rose in every cheek; but today America has slapped the cheek of every Australian." picked by dollyllama 3 years ago

One man, a bedridden veteran aged 89, was found covered in blood after his ears, neck and throat were chewed by the mice. He had to be sedated later. picked by tvirus 7 months ago

Try wild cat stew. Some Australians find a different way of dealing with the feral cat population - they eat them! picked by suebe 2 years ago

Jennifer Deaves has had enough of incest, insisting Australians sweep it under the rug and embrace "Genetic Sexual Attraction" (GSA) — the condition she says most child-parent sex couples suffer from.

Deaves, who revealed last year that she shared two children with her father John, said incest and GSA were entirely different. picked by bingo 1 month ago

Global tastes vary from interesting to terrifying — scoop of Viagra, anyone?

*Americans and Australians eat the most ice cream of anyone in the world* picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

As part of the massive internet censorship being put in place by Australia (much like China does but with less world protest) any Australian ISP that hosts a link to a banned site must remove the link once ordered to do so or face fines up to $11,000 per day. Among the banned sites is certain pages of Wikileaks because they posted a list of Danish censored sites. picked by 2manyusernames 5 months ago

Most Australians believe obese airline passengers should pay for two seats so they don't take up space from the people sitting next to them, according to a survey released Tuesday. picked by Lilo 2 years ago

For those of you who enjoyed the Austrailian movie "Chopper", pronounced Choppa in the land of Oz, should also like this comedy clip of Choppa hosting the local bingo game. But, be warned if you don't like profanity it might be best to skip this one. You know what they say about the australians, "if you took the F. word out of the english language many would be tongue tied. picked by rich100 2 years ago

It's enough to rip an oath of surprise from the most genteel of throats -- tough-talking Australia is complaining about the foul language of a British celebrity chef.

Celebrity? Why? Because he swears? picked by topofall 1 year ago

Australians may be coughing up $20 for a pack of cigarettes if officials approve a new anti-smoking plan. The proposal, designed to cut Aussie smoking by a third, would ban all tobacco sponsorship and online sales, devote 95% of cigarette packaging to graphic health warnings, and tax packs—currently at $13.50—up to $16.35, and then $20.15. picked by Bingo 5 months ago

After her latest attempt at a movie, it has become apparent that aussies really hate Jessica Simpson, with her movie earning Au443 dollars at the box office (yes 443$ no extra digits...less than 500 dollars...ouch) picked by hilltophoodlum 2 years ago

An extract from a flowering desert plant, used as traditional medicine by Indigenous Australians, could one day be used to coat hip transplants and other biomedical devices, say researchers. picked by AutumnLotus 10 months ago

Student cracks filter within minutes of it's launch; Australians rejoice. picked by imagica 2 years ago

As if bushfires, drought and floods aren't enough, Australians have now been warned to watch out for volcanoes.
A scientist has warned an eruption is "well overdue" and says there are hundreds of volcanoes that could cause trouble, from South Australia and Victoria through to Queensland. picked by kakana 2 months ago