<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : plime.com : Search Results : awkward : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[17 Most Awkward Moments In TV History]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/38154/1/" /><id>38154</id><summary><![CDATA[17 Most Awkward Moments In TV History]]></summary><issued>2007-10-12T18:04:31+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-12T18:04:31+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[It entertains. It captivates. It may even provoke hysterical laughter. But it also kinda makes you want to gouge out your eyes with a carving fork so you don't have to watch another second of it. This (mostly new) phenomenon is called Awkward TV, and we're here to celebrate outstanding achievement in the genre. You'll find no accidental train wrecks here (e.g., no appearing on a talk show plastered or any reality shows, period), just premeditated squirm intended to make you feel uncomfortable. Here are the 17 Most Awkward Comedy Moments in TV History. (Why 17? Because it's awkward!)]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[awkward boners, 'nuff said]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/109010/1/" /><id>109010</id><summary><![CDATA[awkward boners, 'nuff said]]></summary><issued>2009-04-22T20:58:49+01:00</issued><modified>2009-04-22T20:58:49+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[collection of awkward or otherwise &quot;inopportune&quot; *cough* woodies.........]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Collection of Awkward TV Moments]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/82778/1/" /><id>82778</id><summary><![CDATA[Collection of Awkward TV Moments]]></summary><issued>2008-11-25T01:44:51+01:00</issued><modified>2008-11-25T01:44:51+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Sarah Palin may be the Queen of excruciating television mishaps, but her important work in the field of awkward is only the most recent in a long and illustrious line of embarrassing live television moments.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Awkward Rules - Guidelines For Dealing With Those Awkward Situations]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/83171/1/" /><id>83171</id><summary><![CDATA[Awkward Rules - Guidelines For Dealing With Those Awkward Situations]]></summary><issued>2008-11-30T11:45:39+01:00</issued><modified>2008-11-30T11:45:39+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Helping you out in those awkward situations by figuring out the unwritten rules for dealing with awkward situations]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Long awkward picture poses]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43366/1/" /><id>43366</id><summary><![CDATA[Long awkward picture poses]]></summary><issued>2007-12-05T15:39:41+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-05T15:39:41+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[It's simple, really. People look foolish when posing for a picture. So tell your loved ones you would like to take their photo... then secretly videotape them the whole time. <br/><br/>Some NSFW frustrated swearing.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Awkward Family Photos (may be NSFW)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/112846/1/" /><id>112846</id><summary><![CDATA[Awkward Family Photos (may be NSFW)]]></summary><issued>2009-05-08T19:23:43+01:00</issued><modified>2009-05-08T19:23:43+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Could your family make it in to this blog?<br/>Some of these are just plain creepy.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[This Gangbang is So Awkward (nsfw)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/sex/l/68419/1/" /><id>68419</id><summary><![CDATA[This Gangbang is So Awkward (nsfw)]]></summary><issued>2008-07-11T07:15:13+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-11T07:15:13+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Well this was great. This was just great. A red letter day in my sad sexual history. And what am I supposed to do now? Do we all hang around for a while and talk about it? Where should I clean up? God this is awkward.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Undeniable Wisdom of Mike Tyson]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/20051/1/" /><id>20051</id><summary><![CDATA[The Undeniable Wisdom of Mike Tyson]]></summary><issued>2007-05-12T20:48:18+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-12T20:48:18+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Listen to these funny (and awkward) moments with Iron Mike - the Biter. Is it any wonder his career is in the crapper? Some language NSFW.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Awkward silence...]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36723/1/" /><id>36723</id><summary><![CDATA[Awkward silence...]]></summary><issued>2007-09-25T20:10:50+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-25T20:10:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Glenn Beck interviews entertainment reporter about Antonella Barba and her nude pics. He gets a <i>very</i> awkward silence in response.<br/><br/>SFW]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[How to overcome shyness]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/42554/1/" /><id>42554</id><summary><![CDATA[How to overcome shyness]]></summary><issued>2007-11-26T18:26:19+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-26T18:26:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Do you have feelings of inadequacy?  Do you suffer from shyness?  This treatment may help you overcome your affliction]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Finish Him! The &#8220;happy&#8221; endings in Mortal Kombat]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/64199/1/" /><id>64199</id><summary><![CDATA[Finish Him! The &#8220;happy&#8221; endings in Mortal Kombat]]></summary><issued>2008-06-03T18:42:54+01:00</issued><modified>2008-06-03T18:42:54+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Funny ways to finish him in Mortal Kombat in the untraditional]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Awkward video of Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnel tearing each other new ones.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/8001/1/" /><id>8001</id><summary><![CDATA[Awkward video of Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnel tearing each other new ones.]]></summary><issued>2006-12-21T12:50:33+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-21T12:50:33+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[This video is both sides going at it. Check the comments for more of Donald's rant.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Website tracks 'that time of the month' and sends advanced warning to those that need it]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/79528/1/" /><id>79528</id><summary><![CDATA[Website tracks 'that time of the month' and sends advanced warning to those that need it]]></summary><issued>2008-10-15T12:10:19+01:00</issued><modified>2008-10-15T12:10:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[For guys that never see it coming, or for gals that want to give people in your life a heads-up without having an awkward conversation.<br/><br/>They've even set up partnerships with 1-800-Flowers and Godiva chocolates to help smooth over the rough spots.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Caring for your Introvert]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/35340/1/" /><id>35340</id><summary><![CDATA[Caring for your Introvert]]></summary><issued>2007-09-11T17:51:58+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-11T17:51:58+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Do you know someone who needs hours alone every day? Who loves quiet conversations about feelings or ideas, and can give a dynamite presentation to a big audience, but seems awkward in groups and maladroit at small talk? Who has to be dragged to parties and then needs the rest of the day to recuperate? Who growls or scowls or grunts or winces when accosted with pleasantries by people who are just trying to be nice?<br/><br/>If so, do you tell this person he is &quot;too serious,&quot; or ask if he is okay? Regard him as aloof, arrogant, rude? Redouble your efforts to draw him out?<br/><br/>If you answered yes to these questions, chances are that you have an introvert on your hands&#8212;and that you aren't caring for him properly.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[German beer lover goes down the drain]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/127770/1/" /><id>127770</id><summary><![CDATA[German beer lover goes down the drain]]></summary><issued>2009-07-14T22:03:16+01:00</issued><modified>2009-07-14T22:03:16+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A German beer drinker ended up in an awkward situation after he failed to spot an open drain and fell inside.<br/><br/>*klub?*]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Facebook survival guide for awkward adults]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/102115/1/" /><id>102115</id><summary><![CDATA[Facebook survival guide for awkward adults]]></summary><issued>2009-03-25T20:37:29+01:00</issued><modified>2009-03-25T20:37:29+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[That's right, Pew Internet Research tells us 35 percent of grown-ups (defined as anyone between the ages of 18 and dead) are now using social networking sites. Of course that doesn't mean they're necessarily on Facebook. They might be on LinkedIn (a business social networking site) or MySpace (for musicians and goth tweens), or maybe they're on Friendster. (Just kidding; no one's on Friendster.)]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[50 Classic Album Covers Made Awkward by Technology]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/arts/l/122620/1/" /><id>122620</id><summary><![CDATA[50 Classic Album Covers Made Awkward by Technology]]></summary><issued>2009-06-13T20:22:25+01:00</issued><modified>2009-06-13T20:22:25+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Add technology to classic album covers. I got an absolutely huge and awesome response, over 350 entries, which I whittled down to my favorite 50, including the top three winners.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Gorilla Fails a Drug Test]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/95324/1/" /><id>95324</id><summary><![CDATA[Gorilla Fails a Drug Test]]></summary><issued>2009-02-19T08:28:51+01:00</issued><modified>2009-02-19T08:28:51+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[This might be one of the weirdest movies I've seen in a while.  Watch how awkward the bathroom scene is.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Math Education: An Inconvenient Truth]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/42296/1/" /><id>42296</id><summary><![CDATA[Math Education: An Inconvenient Truth]]></summary><issued>2007-11-22T11:21:36+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-22T11:21:36+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The mathematics children are being taught these days isn't what it used to be. Now it's down to cluster problems, lattice methods and partial quotients methods. They're confusing, awkward and not at all good for children.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[12 Worst Male Enhancement Commercials (NSFW)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/111407/1/" /><id>111407</id><summary><![CDATA[12 Worst Male Enhancement Commercials (NSFW)]]></summary><issued>2009-05-03T10:45:50+01:00</issued><modified>2009-05-03T10:45:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Male enhancement commercials have to be just about the most awkward yet greatest and funniest and trashiest things ever.]]></content></entry></items></xml>