There were just so many funnies in this one short article. "Do I look like the duct tape bandit to you?" Kasey Kazee asked reporters. picked by gnikgnok 1 year ago

Man going around robbing banks in his bathrobe and earned the nickname "Bathrobe Bandit". picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

More and more banks are refusing entry to people wearing hats and/or sunglasses. How can the young and upcoming bank robber make a living? One way, is to put on a burka. Bank can't refuse you entry and they have no idea what you look like or what gender you are. picked by 2manyusernames 12 months ago

160 bras were lifted and separated from a Victoria's Secret store in Florida, which was the sixth such bra heist in the area this year. Astute police say "We can’t rule out the possibility of trafficking." picked by Wingnut 4 days ago

The hefty pickpocket, who has been swiping wallets while fondling drunken men, was finally caught and charged with grand larceny. picked by VooDooPeacock 1 year ago

The local Midland News newspaper called the vandal or vandals "lewd, lubricated, lurching lunatics." A radio station dubbed them "the buttcheek bandits." picked by tragluk 8 months ago

"It's a life sentence, and it should be," U.S. District Judge Steven D. Merryday said at the sentencing of Rafael Angel Rondon. picked by kxmk 1 year ago

The bandit was wearing it underneath HIS street clothes. picked by arsphidius 6 months ago

Bandit breaks into house, gets caught Ankabout to steal their Gnikgnoks and is shot by homeowner. Now he wants to Suebe. Personally, I think he was a Dork and probably Bornbad, but then, Imnotyoo. How about Readingitall for yourself? picked by ReBoot 2 years ago

The case of the "Pantyhose Bandit" has neighbors on Geneseo Circle creeped out and at their wit's end: the culprit keeps dumping pairs of ladies' tights right by their children's bus stop on Camp Street. picked by LeehBlanc 3 months ago

Remember these twits? Well one of them cooperated and got parole. The other one...well she got 10 years (but will likely only serve 2). All in all, a very Barbie robbery! picked by moe 7 months ago

Two girls as young as 16 robbed a bank near Atlanta. Maybe they needed some money for spring break? picked by milkman 2 years ago

Impressive, no? picked by glik 9 months ago

Cops say an ex-con robbed one woman and attempted to mug another in New Dorp last month. picked by maxriter 1 year ago

Almost didn't look at this, but I'm glad I did. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

Doris "Dorie" Miller (Oct. 12, 1919 – Nov. 24, 1943) was an African American cook in the US Navy and a hero during the attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. He was the first African American to be awarded the Navy Cross, the second highest honor that can be awarded by the US Navy, after the Medal of Honor. More here.

A continuation of what Bandit started. picked by marli 10 months ago

Could this be the cause of negligent? The dog, Belgian Malinois named Bandit was a police K-9 and he was left stranded in a police vehicle for almost half a day. picked by silverspirit 1 year ago

A man dressed as a woman in a wig and pink top tried to rob Joe's Cafe, early Friday, according to a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office incident report. Not only did the robber flee without getting any cash from the business, he actually left some of his own money behind. picked by tragluk 2 months ago

You'd think a naked man doing the hula would want to get 'leid'. In fact, he just wanted beer. picked by karmalilly 1 year ago

The hilarious mugshot from The Smoking Gun picked by titojuante 1 year ago