With psychiatrists becoming an expendable luxury during tough times, trainers, masseuses, and even dentists are doling out mental-health advice to needy clients. Beth Landman on the perils of mixing dental work and daddy issues picked by Bornbad 8 months ago

A children's story about a family of penguins with two fathers once again tops the list of library books the public objects to the most. picked by clscott645 2 years ago

Customers at some suburban Cincinatti pizza parlors are getting something extra with their pepperoni and mushrooms — wanted posters for deadbeat parents who fail to pay child support. picked by BrownTrout 3 years ago

My baby's daddy looks like Kevin Bacon, who was in the same sperm bank as someone who looks like Bill Paxton, who was in the same sperm bank as someone who looks like Stephen Colbert, who... picked by Bingo 4 months ago

So as not to offend any overly-sensitive gay parents, Australian schools are being urged by a tax-payer funded booklet to never allow children to be so insensitive and bigoted again: they are not to call their parents mum or dad. Parent, yes, or guardian, But not that intolerant and prejudiced ‘mummy’ and ‘daddy’. picked by 2manyusernames 3 years ago

Be careful at work...I guess...my favorite has to be the "Bean Dipper" although the "Puff Daddy is a close second. picked by cheeselog1234 3 years ago

"Mommy, Daddy, does Santa really exist?"

"Not anymore, honey. He's dead." picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

Hey if you win the grand daddy of prizes you could go to Rome! picked by halvarado 3 years ago

Sarah Wheeler's three-year-old son turned to his parents at the breakfast table and flashed them a smile of sweet innocence. 'I love you Mummy, and I love you Daddy.' As his parents smiled fondly back, Oscar turned to the second man sitting at the table and said: 'And I love you too, Jeff.' picked by 2manyusernames 3 years ago

Tammy Lynn Michaels gave birth to a healthy baby boy and girl Tuesday.

Who's your daddy? picked by hypnotode 3 years ago

For thirty years, McGuires’s Irish Pub has marked the Ladies and Men's room with clever signs. Now one 15 year old girl goes in the wrong one and her daddy sues the state to have them removed. picked by VooDooPeacock 3 years ago

Of course Daddy will pay the fine and nothing more will ever come of it.

I wish I was filthy rich! picked by icepigs 3 years ago