Let's say you're preparing dinner and you realize with dismay that you don't have any certified organic Tuscan kale. What to do?

*Please note I labeled this 'entertainment' NOT politics ... The current First Lady is simply a source of amusement 4 me... nothing more. picked by nateebiinature 2 months ago

President Bush and impersonator Steve Bridges do a skit at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Ok this guys impression is dead on. The part at the end about the debates is hilarious. picked by Jerry520 2 years ago

You’ve tried counseling them by dishing out the usual backhanders at the dinner table and even the given him or her the ol’ left-right-headbutt combination to no avail. Locking the kid in the cupboard for forty eight hours still hasn’t knocked any sense into them. What else can you do? How can you maintain your authority? The answer is simple. The answer is waterboarding. Old b... read full post picked by unoriganl 1 year ago

The days of dinner and a movie are long gone, this author says. Dating has been relegated to the history books, and hooking up is how things are. picked by meggysue 5 months ago

The Ped Egg is basically a cheese grater for dead foot skin, and yet it's sweeping the nation. Why? And how are the people in the video scraping that much crap off their feet? picked by jumbybay 2 years ago

With every breath you take, they'll be watching you—and anticipating their next blood feast. It's true—mosquitoes get dinner signals from your exhaled carbon dioxide, along with your body heat and moisture. picked by Bornbad 3 months ago

Once sea-turtle hatchlings hit the surf, they vanish for up to five years. Where the half-dollar-size tots spend these "lost years" while ballooning to the size of dinner plates has been a mystery, until now. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

.. on these funny plates. I love the 7 Deadly Sins and Contrary Virtue plates. picked by moebel 3 years ago

Police in Spain have seized a 42-piece crockery set with a difference - it's made entirely out of cocaine. picked by Franz6 8 months ago

Anyone feeling peckish? picked by JHalewood 3 years ago

An Irish setter has had a record-breaking 16 pups - after wolfing down battered cod from the local chippy. Kelly's bumper litter of puppies is proof that fish is just the job for a dog's dinner. Her owner Dee Farndell last night revealed battered cod was the secret behind the stunning baby boom - the biggest in her 35 years of breeding. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

In the evenings, Donna Munson liked to sit in front of her picture window and watch the bears amble toward her Ouray County log cabin for dinner. The 74-year-old woman — who stocked her backyard with dog food, fruit and yogurt — was found dead outside her home Friday, being eaten by a bear. picked by kakana 4 months ago

"This group of engineers, who had won an award for efficiency and productivity, actually had the president of the company stand up at the awards dinner and berate them -- tell them that they were not good workers, they were lazy slackers, and many of them should leave the company. Then he pointed to the door. This was apparently his way of motivating people, or keeping them from getting 'a bi... read full post picked by Maven 2 years ago

Like workers in a canteen the dolphins line up patiently as they look forward to a rather large and tasty lunch. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago

If it's time for dinner, but your Nintendo DS calls, here's just the recipe for household harmony. Kinda wish I had one, now. (Santa?) picked by meggysue 11 months ago

They call it "the world's funniest dinner trick"
- it's indeed compellingly simple, and quite funny, too. picked by suckersklub 2 years ago

Fisherman looking forward to tasty dinner discovers a tracking tag. picked by suebe 2 years ago

George Harrison mashed with Charlie Chaplin's Thanksgiving Dinner picked by suebe 2 years ago

Everyone’s a critic, and apparently it’s never too soon to start.

That’s why David Fishman, an Upper West Sider who turned 12 last month, decided to take himself out for dinner one night last week. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

Hmmm hmmm good. hmmm hmmm good.Don't you want to cook your food on a stove that runs on garbage? What a [hack snort ewww] wonderful dinner smell. picked by suebe 2 years ago