It's Friday, and a time honoured tradition on Fridays is to have a drink. I've had one. And then I had some more.

Have you? Are you ready for another? I'm just off to the bar now.

Modern Drunkard Magazine. The magazine for the modern drunkard.

Do you want a bag of nuts as well? picked by pocksucket 3 months ago

CARRIE DASHOW dropped a large dollop of lemon sorbet into a glass of Guinness, stirred, drank and proclaimed that it tasted like a “chocolate shake.” picked by DerAlt 2 months ago

Tvirus had posted the first part of this Drunk HistoryPart 1. This time its Jack Black, and this is absolutely brilliant. (Part 2.5 in the Comments)

One night in November, Eric Falconer drank 8 Vodka Cranberries. Then he discussed a great historical event, Franklin Flying the Kite. picked by MUPpetMAKer 6 months ago

A man who drank two bottles of hairspray in a Florida department store was arrested for leaving without paying for it. The Northwest Florida Daily News said a Wal-Mart employee in Okaloosa County told police he had been trying to catch the man in the act for weeks. picked by mitzuzake 8 months ago

Slender, dark-haired Karen Jane Matthew was brought into the downtown King County Jail around 1 a.m. on Sept. 16 last year after being arrested for selling rock cocaine on Aurora Avenue. Over the next 30 hours, the 51-year-old inmate with a long, mostly misdemeanor record, including drugs and prostitution, lost consciousness and split open her head in a fall; told a cellmate she was "dope sic... read full post picked by bingo 2 months ago

A seller is offering for sale a Coke bottle from which the soccer star allegedly drank during his recent visit to the country. picked by DemureArt 8 months ago

Martin Mustapha found a dead fly in a water dispenser bottle in 2001 and brought a $300,000 suit against the suppliers. At appeal, Mustapha, who never drank any of the water, didn't get the result he was after. Not by a long chalk. picked by pocksucket 2 months ago

An American tourist from California was killed by a train as he walked on the tracks in a daze after he drank a cappuccino laced with drugs and then was robbed, railway police said Monday. picked by dollyllama 2 months ago

On August 6th, 2007, Mark Gagliardi drank a bottle of Scotch, and then discussed a famous historical event.

Starring Michael Cera as Alexander Hamilton! picked by tvirus 6 months ago

Most outrageous bar tab I've ever seen. These people drank in one night what my family could have easily lived on for a year. Err...financially speaking. picked by gnikgnok 1 year ago

"Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before he drank the "potion" and smeared some on his face." picked by donteatpoop 2 years ago

"....and then, we drank and partied. It was, like, fun and stuff..." picked by icepigs 2 years ago

Two decades after the "bubble economy", when the ostentatiously wealthy sprinkled gold on food and drank pink Dom Perignon champagne by the magnum, the glass is filling again in Japan with a Martini on rare ice. The "diamond-tini", a cocktail with a hint of lime and chilled Belvedere vodka over a 1.06-carat stone, is topping the Ritz-Carlton beverage menu at a cool 1.8 million ... read full post picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Musah Issahaku could not know that the water he drank was teeming with Guinea worm larvae.

Now, a bandage on the 12-year-old's leg covers the tip of a white worm up to one meter (3.3 feet) long twisted deep into his flesh. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago