Good for you, boy. picked by tomphoolry 3 years ago

Infant had blood alcohol of 0.364. picked by tomphoolry 3 years ago

A Frenchman was arrested for drunk driving after taking his car to a police station to distribute Alcoholics Anonymous pamphlets. picked by topofall 2 months ago

A 'legless' hedgehog was found rolling around an orchard after getting drunk by gorging on fermented apples.

This would be a good place for a joke about drinks being 'spiked' picked by pandorarin 4 weeks ago

Some guy drunk dials 911... and is promptly arrested.

This would probably top any of my own stupid drinking stories. picked by ceflory 2 years ago

*Or flip-flops as they are sometimes known.

Police in Torbay are handing out the lightweight footwear to drunken women staggering in heels or walking barefoot.

This story comes in a week when the Heelarious high heeled shoes for infants went on sale in the UK.

Perhaps when these children grow up, the extra training will mean they will be able to walk in heels, no matter how drunk picked by pocksucket 12 months ago

A 65-year-old amateur pilot was arrested for flying drunk after a rescue helicopter had to guide him to the airfield in Schoengleida, Germany. He had drunk wine and beer before taking off, and continued to drink while flying.

”Come on, I know you’re down there,” he radioed. ”Where the bloody hell have you hidden yourself?” picked by Bingo 3 months ago

Finally, a drunk driver that didn't kill anyone, but not for lack of trying. picked by arsphidius 2 years ago

Autopsy reports show a homeless man crushed to death in a bale of recycled papers was very drunk when the accident happened. picked by muppet 12 months ago

A New York republican congressman who admitted to fathering a child out of wedlock with a woman who bailed him out of jail on a drunk driving charge this month announced Monday that he will not run for re-election. picked by 2manyusernames 1 year ago

Hours: I haven't eaten since... Noon. God, is that right? No nevermind. I had a cookie at 4. On College Humor, could not find the original artist, still funny though. picked by Akstika 2 years ago

Larry drunk dials Katie... aaaaaall night. picked by beckinacea 2 years ago

A Greymouth woman who drove herself to the police station to get a ride home because she was too drunk to drive, had her licence automatically suspended last night. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

A patrol officer stopped a car for suspicious driving and found to his surprise that a drunk mother had let her one-year-old son take the wheel. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Usually anything goes when your drunk, and I have to admit I am guilty on a few things on this list.. picked by 1krazykorean 12 months ago

A mother of four jumped out of a moving SUV in New York Friday night to escape riding alongside a drunk driver only to die upon the impact of her fall. picked by suebe 11 months ago

A blind journalist was given a month's suspended jail sentence and fined 500 euros (750 dollars) by a French court Friday for driving while drunk and without a license. picked by topofall 1 year ago

One New York teenage driver may not have been drunk with love, but that didn’t stop her from claiming it was the reason she swerved in and out of her lane in Manhasset last Friday night. picked by suebe 1 year ago

A DRUNK Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS up his bum. picked by Bornbad 4 months ago

A 21-year-old man was accused of driving drunk and leading police on a chase that finally ended with him running over himself. picked by AutumnLotus 12 months ago